As far as revenge schemes go, I don't think this one will work.
Just being honest.
The advice here has been perfect for mature, intelligent people. I'm not saying that Marcie isn't intelligent, but that most intelligent people when they do mature, understand the futility of revenge and the long lasting damage it can cause.
There could be an entire thread based solely on revenge and its different results.
Maricel, do you really want revenge? I mean, really?
A jerk dumped you. Thereby proving that he is a jerk.
So what?
Big fat hairy deal.
But if it bothers you that much, tell ya what. Do it. But with one condition -- and follow this TO THE LETTER -- wait one month and then don't send it until you have reread the email. As in, wait until July 8th, 2008, before you send the letter. Put it in your calendar if you like, and set a reminder.
And then go ahead and send it if you still think it's right, but not after reading it.
I think you'll find that it's nothing. It's a big fat hairy deal, and that you got all bent outta shape over not so much.
The guy's a jerk, but he did you a favor by revealing his jerkiness to you early. As for her, so what. She was nasty. Lots of people are nasty. Next time someone tries to bully you on text, here's what you do:
Block them.
That's it? Yep, that's it. That's all you need to do. Just block their messages, and if you can't do that, delete them without reading them. No one can make you a victim without your consent. No one can force you to read text messages. Just throw them away, like yesterday's sandwich wrapper. They're meaningless. They're nothing.
Let.It.Go.
And I say, "amen," sister.
You know, you could always leave a package full of poisonous spiders in the dude's mailbox. Or you could egg his house. Or you could put sugar in his gas tank. These are all much better then that lame-ass e-mail idea.
poke holes in his condoms
nothing says revenge like child support!
Oh yeah, I like that one too.
If only you could catch him asleep and naked, you could glue his penis to his leg. I bet that would teach him a lesson he wouldn't soon forget.
Or she could hack it off and graft it to her body. Or something.
she could paint flowers on it and hang it from his doorway as a good luck charm or something
Mame wrote:Or she could hack it off and graft it to her body. Or something.
she could donate to the center for roxxanne..
Or throw it in a meat grinder, never to be reattached to anyone. Who was it that cut off her husband's penis? Bobbitt? I wonder whatever happened to those two.
They divorced, obviously!
CalamityJane wrote:They divorced, obviously!
Duh! lol But didn't he get into further newsworthy events? Did she go to jail?
He made porn? sheesh.
Frankenpenis - that's good!
you guys.....
jeez, grow up.
actually, dlowans right.
revenge IS dumb.
ron jeremy has been in over 1000 porns
i wonder what THATS like
well, you have just a few more to go until you know.
