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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 08:57 am
All this talks of breasts is nice...but I have started as ass discussion thread.....after all we don't want to neglect the business end.......
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:01 am
Eva wrote:
Venus envy"...I like it!!!


Thanks! I thought that no one else had used one of my 'brainchild' phrases, but the world's a big place... full of plagiarists! grr!

I was listening to something a while ago on Talk Radio, and 6 out of 10 people are dissatisfied with their gender! I never thought that it would be that many... 64% or so would change their sex if given the chance to do so in another life... I wonder why.


Phoenix wrote:
I have heard the bra and girdle (remember those?) trade described as the "meat packing" business!

Laughing girdles were meant to be really uncomfortable...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:03 am
"venus envy" as I first heard the term was from "Firesign Theatre" circa 1968
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:06 am
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girdles were meant to be really uncomfortable...



There's an old joke about that. I won't bore you with the details (I tell TERRIBLE jokes) but the punch line is, "If the garment is comfortable madam, obviously you need a smaller size!" Laughing
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:24 am
dyslexia wrote:
"venus envy" as I first heard the term was from "Firesign Theatre" circa 1968


Well, I sat thinking--

'Hmm, A, women desiring to be male are suffering 'the penis envy, what would the opposite be?'
The Venus envy?
Ah, yes. It rhymes too; that has to be a good sign.

So, I had no outside help; perhaps I made that name up in a prior life Laughing .


Phoenix wrote:
There's an old joke about that. I won't bore you with the details (I tell TERRIBLE jokes) but the punch line is, "If the garment is comfortable madam, obviously you need a smaller size!"


Heheh... you do jokes better than I do, Phoenix... I've never done jokes, moreso half-amusing statements...
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:28 am
Sorry I just cannot think of wearing a bra

http://www.myselfpublishing.com/a2k/me_rick.gif
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:30 am
Erm... good?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:33 am
A verse from a Bobby Vee song

I'm like a rubber ball
Baby that's all that I am to you (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
Just a rubber ball
'cause you think you can be true to two (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
You bounce my heart around (You don't even put her down)
And like a rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:35 am
OMG... that's almost as bad as 'I hate every bone in your body except for mine.'
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:38 am
"..and how long has this huge melons phenomenon been going on?" -Not the Nine O'Clock News
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:48 am
I loved the nine 'o' clock news... but what happened to Pamela Stephenson? She used to be somewhat funny, but now she's a sexologist! Laughing

People always rail on about how great British comedy was then... well, for every show like Not the Nine 'O clock news, you had something even more clichéd than the crap that they're producing today. Still, British comedy now is stale-- apart from stand-up, which is as strong as ever-- I mean, what's happening when things like My Family are winning Best Comedy... er.

Did you ever see 'The Fast Show,' cav?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:50 am
We didn't get 'The Fast Show' here drom. We were getting 'The League of Gentlemen' for a while, which I kinda liked ("This is a LOCAL shop"), but it seems to have disappeared.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 01:49 pm
Cav you get these tickets and I'll go with you!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 02:04 pm
Sorry there husker, my connections don't go that deep, so to speak. Laughing
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 02:10 pm
Apropos of British TV comedy: have you seen 'The Office', you lot in the rest of the world that isn't Britain? Does its humour transpose?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 06:31 pm
Clary wrote:
you lot in the rest of the world that isn't Britain? Does its humour transpose?


Well, we're all too busy congratulating ourselves on being the bits of the world not inhabited by Poms. Seems to take up our every waking moment :wink:
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 08:16 pm
Going in to watch the Office right now.

Thought I'd mention that the Mount Holyoke Women had a contest last month called 'Show us your bra' Details to follow. Cool
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 08:22 pm
Bra: Flopper Stopper

Girdle: Hinder Binder

I'm not very good with jokes, as you can now tell.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 08:26 pm
Every time I see this thread it reminds me to take off my bra. Did I already say that?
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husker
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 08:42 pm
How do we get proof? Smile
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