I know...
I wonder what he called that movie. 'Death in a D cup?'
In THE BREAST (1972) Philip Roth made a humorous allusion to Kafka's famous short story 'Metamorphosis' - Roth's hero, David Kepesh, finds himself transformed into a massive female breast.
Oh my heavens! Imagine being turned into a breast. Is this one attached to a woman's body, or detached, creating havoc? This goes to show that about anything is marketable... 
I was thinking of getting breast implants...not installed.....just to carry around in my pocket so I can cop a feel whenever I want........
? I remember a few years ago, one of my friends' boyfriends was looking after this deserted hospital out in Worcestershire... it used to be a plastic surgery place; Cilla Black (our English A2Kers will know her) went there. Quite irresponsibly, this guy held a party in one of the big rooms; I was my friend's guest. It was incredible; most guys messed around with the breast implants! One or two even took off their clothes, asked for bras, put the breast implants under them and started singing 'Like a prayer' whilst girating their hips; they were sober! It must be the Venus envy...
