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Ladies, how do you put on your bra?

 
 
Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 12:54 pm
So, how do you put on your bra? Yes, this is real weighty subject matter. Is there a right or wrong way? A preferred way? A better way? Is there a "who taught you that" method story that goes along with your bra putting on technique?
I was watching a TV show that showed, from the back, a woman putting on her bra. She slipped her arms through the straps and then reached behind her back to hook her bra.
That looks difficult to me. I don't do it that way. I put my bra on backward. I start with the back in the front, hook it, and then spin the bra around so that the front is in the front, and the back is in the back. I then pull it up over my shoulders. Easy as pie.
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 01:14 pm
Mauve Her Eye

Mauve her eye,
In the silver silicon morn.
Dons her bra,
One cup at a time; cosmos torn.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 01:30 pm
@WonderWomanUSA,
Sorry that I can't help you. My expertise lies in taking them off.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:25 pm
<sits down, opens popcorn>
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:39 pm
@Lordyaswas,
No, no, she said pie, easy as pie, not popcorn.

Although popcorn is much easier than pie.

I think that's the TV show way of putting on a bra, or in the movies.

I don't think I've ever reached behind me to fasten my bra in my entire life.

It's be like trying to thread a needle behind your back....or knit a sweater....or an egg....or....um, let me think about this.....
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:43 pm
@chai2,
ok, it'd be like trying to figure out your capital gains taxes with your calculator behind you.

No, that's not a good analogy at all.

Let's see....

It's be like trying to twitter someone saying "hey, i'm doing thuz behind .aertgahesddtt.f343av30v$#

That's how it would come out.

Yes, that's what it would be like.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:44 pm
<munch munch.....thinks "I hope this thread has visual aids>

chai2
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:45 pm
@Lordyaswas,
I'll try to find a picture of someone figuring their capital gains tax.

Be back in a jiff.
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timur
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:50 pm
http://anticache.img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-old-women-bra-tits-847491.jpeg
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:54 pm
Useless but related fact, while we wait for Chai to set up the camera and put on some Victoria's Secret.....I was born not far from, and raised even nearer to, a little hamlet called Tyttenhanger.

True.

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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 02:57 pm
@chai2,
How do you knit an egg?
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 03:35 pm
@WonderWomanUSA,
WonderWoman.

It's easy, buy bras that do up at the front... huh.

Girls can cross their arms also that way, so then try to un-doe the bras boys.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 03:45 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

How do you knit an egg?


Think Man Think!

Do I have to tell you Everything?
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 04:18 pm
@chai2,
Naw . . . just come up with some bids of ladies put their bras on . . . slowly . . .
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 06:31 pm
@WonderWomanUSA,
Sorry My Dear but you have had the tenacity to post an innocent question in the tres droll zone.

But all the comments are so, so funny...aren't they?
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jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 08:11 pm
This reminds me of my fag hag friend Ruthie. We were having cocktails at a local bar and she asked everyone to guess her bra size, I said those have to be a 44 double D and I was right. So she pulled it off and threw it in my face, which almost made me puke.

So I know how they take them off and I can only assume to put it on she uses some type of bunging jumping device.
NSFW (view)
Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 05:52 pm
@jcboy,
Quote:

We were having cocktails at a local bar and she asked everyone to guess her bra size, I said those have to be a 44 double D and I was right.


You guessed right, so you should have won something nice.

Quote:
So she pulled it off and threw it in my face, which almost made me puke.


Instead you won the booby prize.

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marry345
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2013 10:37 am
@WonderWomanUSA,
My husband does that on daily basis for me. I need to ask him for the same Smile
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