Bras

Oh gosh - we need to talk over on the Crush topic!!
They got OrangeCrush (close to red) an peanutbutter there - I thought you was a good girl! well err I guess everything is relative in cyberspace :wink:

I am a good girl, husker! Sometimes, I'll admit I can be bad...but, then I'm even better... :wink:

Can't whip cream unless it's cold, Joe. But once it touches the skin, it warms up very quickly...

and makes for some interesting movements, huh, Eva? :wink:

Must be time for lunch, errr well all this food aint on my diet unless there is heavy aerobic breathing involved - due to high calories.


well may be anaerobic exercise combined also !

Come here, Husker. I've got peanut butter and chocolate for you...let's see if you can eat all of it!

My gut just got knotted all up

he sings <la la la la la>
hmmm
yummy
yummy to my tummy

Tummy still full? ... time for aerobics? have to work off those calories, ya know

A redhead in bed could strike a man dead,
Blondes can be conned, but look good in thongs,
Brunettes will see through all the crap that you do,
But none of that matters, it's all in the head.

I only wear bras and such for fun........I failed the pencil test way back in 1968 and have done without the functional variety of bra ever since. Lately I've developed a new love of undies, however......little corsets and lacy bras....small, but ample I think.

YES!!! Um...just as long as no electricity is involved!

Eva,

As long as we have our mens, ain't no need for artificial electricity - regular sex toys will do!

:wink:

Cav, dear, come post your long romantic poem on this thread and let's see how long it stays up. :wink:

:wink: I'll never tell!!!

I will.........giggle

(sigh)...Lola and I will be friends forever. She knows too much.

Bras and garter belts, stockings and such......now we want to bring in sex toys......

Eva we'll be friends regardless.

We'll be the 3 Muske(sis)teers!

Oh, Cav: come out, come out, wherever you are! me wants the dirty poem

rrrrrraaaggahhnn.
Joe turned off the mixer
.ting, ting, ting ting
He tapped the beaters on the side of the big bowl of whipped cream, wrapped his robe a little tighter around him and headed down the virtual hallway.
Stuffed into his left pocket was a lace up bra and a little piece of cloth that was supposed to be a pair of panties, but was mostly beads.
He passed by the Iraq Iran thread door. There was a noise, a droning sound, it went on and on.
"I guess Timber is posting a reply." thought Joe,"I thought he'd be joining us."
He walked past the Limerick Thread and the Poetry thread. "I should look in there for a little inspiration" Joe thought, "or maybe over at the new Mermaid Cafe. Darn, I wish I had pants on, I could sit in on some of the singing."
Up ahead he thought he saw a redhead dash in through one of the portals.
"Holy Cow! (No, poor choice of words) Jeezus! " It looked like she didn't have a stitch on. The door slammed shut and some kind of object fell and bounced once off the doorframe. Joe charged down the hallway clutching the bowl of whipped cream in one hand and the belt on his robe in the other.
Lying in front of the doorway was the biggest piece of blue kielbasa Joe had ever seen. He bent over to pick it up and as he did the door opened.



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