This is just THIS WEEK. This guy is a gaffe machine.
So here it is boys and girls, the McCain CHEAT SHEET in all its glory:
* The Big One- McCain adviser Phil Gramm remark: Americans who worry about the economy are "whiners" and there's no problem with the economy, just a "mental recession." McCain response: Gramm doesn't speak for me. But, um, that day Gramm was speaking for McCain, explaining McCain's economic policies to the Wall Street Journal editorial board. [D'oh.]
* McCain called the fundamental funding mechanism of Social Security a "disgrace," essentially attacking the whole program. [There goes Florida]
* McCain released list of 300 economists who supposedly support his economic plan. Guess what? Not all of them do. [whoops]
* The Maverick himself, became visibly uncomfortable when asked whether health plans that cover Viagara should also cover birth control for women (after McCain surrogate/adviser Carly Fiorina raised this issue). [my personal favorite. his face was classic]
* Johnny jokes about killing Iranians with cigarette imports. [johnny, johnny, johnny, you got a terrible sense of humor]
* He then attacked Obama for not voting for a bill designating the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist group. Whoops--McCain didn't vote for the bill, either. [must of just slipped his mind]
* McCain's campaign accused Obama of flip-flopping on Iraq. Politifact.com's truth-o-meter said that's not true. [who should I believe? the truth-o-meter or John McCain; hmmm]
* Who can forget this classic-- He denied ever saying he's not an expert on the economy. Well, he said it. [selective amnesia, anyone?]
* McCain wants to stay in Iraq for as long as it takes and routinely blasts Obama as a defeatist for proposing a timetable for withdrawal. Yet Iraqi leaders said they now want to set up a timetable. [double d'oh]
* The John McCain campaign is accused of screening reporters allowed to ask questions on its conference calls for the media, and did not declare, we do not screen. [but but but Im a maverick, i can do anything]
* John McCain claimed to have a perfect voting record on veterans affairs. Veterans groups disagree. (Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America gave him a grade of D.) [He gets an F in economics and then a D in vets affairs; I hope he at least got an A in gym]
* He then pledged to cut the deficit by end of his first term. Prominent experts said not possible. [oh noes]
* McCain campaign ad charged that Obama voted to raise taxes on people making as little as $32,000 a year. Factcheck.org said its false. [liar, liar pants on fire]
* Pro-McCain RNC ad said Obama has no new energy solutions. But Obama proposes $150 billion in new tax credits for alternative energy. [darn those pesky facts readily available on teh internets]
http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/7/11/204148/348
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