Oh crap! I wish I had noticed this thread earlier! Sorry, I've been mostly concerned with my own ****.
WTF is going on here. It's like a hand curse.
I can't get a girl to hold my hand, and your Roman had a roamin' hand. When it comes to hands, we never seem to get what we want!
BTW, I'm glad you tried. It's easy to be cynical, but to take a chance and endure the frogs in attempt to find love is admirable.
Do us a favor though, next time you think of Rome, just go rent a Vespa for a day.
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