Mom wants to sell Mary Kay.

We found a bunch of Mary Kay crap online for nothing!!

They can't give this $hit away.

MY MOMS FIGHTING FOR THE CHECK BACK!

SHE CALLED TH LADY A HUSSY!!

Grabs some popcorn and pulls a chair next to Chai

oh my, that was shortlived

hey, if you need a boxer quick, lemme know. i'll get her check back.

I love your mom :-D

THEIR OUT BY THE PINK CADILLAC AND IT HAS NO LICENCE PLATES!!!

They must all use the same one!

WELL OF COURSE WE LOVE HIS MOM!

AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER?



oh, sorry, got excited...I have to remember to use my indoor voice.



KICK HER ASS MRS. AMIGO!!!

YEAH! YOU GO GIRL!!!!

AMIGO - WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR COUSIN CHUY!!!???

DAMMIT!!! CALL YOUR NIECE GUADALUPE AND HAVE HER CALL CHUY AND GET HIM OVER THERE NOW!!!

MY MOM WANTS TO KICK MY ASS!!!

SHE SAYS IT WAS MY IDEA!!!

SHE SAYS NO MORE FOOD FOR ME!!!

Well, it's true.

I don't know where you come up with these hare-brained ideas.

Oh no!

DEPORTED! (on vacation to visit the family) The'll be back in a couple weeks.

Lupe still owes us for the Avon from the 1986 Avon debacle.

Well it looks like we got 6.75 $ worth of Mary Kay for 100$.

you're never going to see that money from lupe.

WTF's that all about!?

Did she sign something besides the check?

I'm just kidding there was no fight

But the cadillac really did have no plates.

My mom now has the starter kit (a big box of goop and sales slips)

When she has her first party of three or more she gets a Mary Kay suit.

We will also buy some Mary Kay crap on line and give it away with each order so the costomer gets what they pay for and then something to go with it so it really will be a good deal.



This might work out better then the time we tried to turn the garage into a soap and candle factory. (we still owe lupe 100$ for that and chuy caught on fire his hair is just now growing back)

oh, shame on you amigo for leading us on. i have already packed my boxing gloves and two pairs of clean underwear for the trip. all that rush for nothing.

Amigo, you lied to us