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Me a cat hater?

 
 
Lorna
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 03:32 pm
I was just thinking about this recently, actually...I used to have a phobia about cats. I now have 5 of them. Guess I'm over my fear, huh?!?
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Vivien
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 04:35 pm
It's funny about allergies isn't it? I was allergic to Timmy and Casey, who we had until they were 18 - not so much the wheezing etc but if i touched my eyes after stroking them they would swell up and itch like MAD and get horrifically bloodshot unless i washed them out with gallons of water. I learnt never to touch my eyes unless I'd washed my hands, once I realised what was happening, and so it was controlled.

Rosie doesn't seem to affect me - strange
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 05:20 pm
Lorna wrote:
I was just thinking about this recently, actually...I used to have a phobia about cats. I now have 5 of them. Guess I'm over my fear, huh?!?



No, you are now under FOG (Feline Occupation Government). Guess there must be a lot of loud cattish laughter behind closed doors at your (?) house.....
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 11:01 pm
When are you people going to understand that instead of developing opposable thumbs and the industries of livestocking and canning, cats opted to tame a hairy, promising ape-creature. They spend millenium chasing our kind up trees or around the savannah until we had learnt to walk upright and develop farming technologies.

The moment we did, the damn cat walks in the door of the hut and right off, "That's mine, that's mine, yep mine as well. And that thing you've just invented, the chair - that's definately mine! You don't like it monkey-boy? You want to share this dwelling with my cousin the tiger?".
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 11:13 pm
Ah, yes, that must have been the way it was.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2003 11:58 pm
LOL!!!!!!!
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Lorna
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 11:33 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Lorna wrote:
I was just thinking about this recently, actually...I used to have a phobia about cats. I now have 5 of them. Guess I'm over my fear, huh?!?



No, you are now under FOG (Feline Occupation Government)/quote]

Makes sense...the older ones used to be barn cats (had their shots now) and the youger ones are from their litters, we have three generations...

Thank you, that was one of the few laughs I've had today... Laughing

L Smile
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 11:47 am
My neighbor has a cat. I put some cat food under thier car. It's fun, to play tricks like that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:31 pm
Yeah - like putting breasts under trucks for you...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:44 pm
True...it never fails.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:57 pm
But you are still alive.........? Or - are you the ghost of Slappy's arse...I mean PAST?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:00 pm
And where the smeg has Bigglesworth gone?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 06:01 pm
Moved onto the new model....

http://www.cathate.co.uk/images/EarltheCatColor.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 06:19 pm
Grrrrrrrr!
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 07:54 pm
Sadly, this is a recent photo of Possum!


http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQANA6cZhEjL16bdSkJXWJ4JijBy9qvdMtwVpoYOlPouMttI98LX5hlxn*GmfRUgRnbMZwvmeMMz4cuLzV!vh!tnxV!FrZtF5Q5nwXvk5S2Zb4s8cTDIlYFx57gISsGm/Possum-thirsty.jpg?dc=4675450510089793205

This is where the cat treats used to be! But...... Confused
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 08:35 pm
Johnny Walker for Possum, yes!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 09:10 pm
MY kinda cat!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 09:35 pm
Egads. Possum is huge... but of course, I knew that.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 09:49 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
and when I catch the little bastard stealing my whisky again....

http://www.costumes.org/travel/russia/birdmart/catincagewithbottle.jpg


hint, hint Margo...
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 12:13 am
Better the Johnny Walker than anything else!

Scotch...UUUUgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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