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Two rules on how to kiss

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:01 pm
exactly. who'd talk to them. kiss first, then casual sex, then we can introduce each other if it wasn't godawful.
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old europe
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:02 pm
Francis wrote:
old europe wrote:
What? You kiss people before starting a conversation with them..?


Around here, we often do.

Like when one is introduced to friends of friends...



Yeah. But you're, like, French...
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:04 pm
old europe wrote:
Yeah. But you're, like, French...


Is that bad? Twisted Evil
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:08 pm
You mean, he's Freedom.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:09 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
exactly. who'd talk to them. kiss first, then casual sex, then we can introduce each other if it wasn't godawful.


*tsk* Europeans!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:11 pm
When you kiss a woman there should be just enough suction to pull her tongue half way down your throat... hold it for a second while her eyes bulge... then release.
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old europe
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:14 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
exactly. who'd talk to them. kiss first, then casual sex, then we can introduce each other if it wasn't godawful.


Ah?

I thought it's just shaking hands, then casual sex, then....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:17 pm
Iiiiiiihhhh, I don't like to have my tongue sucked so that it becomes
all numb and I can't talk straight for 10 minutes. Gosh, you Americans!!

old europe, get with it! No one shakes hands anymore - think of all
the transmitted germs, for crying out loud.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:18 pm
old europe wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
exactly. who'd talk to them. kiss first, then casual sex, then we can introduce each other if it wasn't godawful.


Ah?

I thought it's just shaking hands, then casual sex, then....


Sheesh! It looks like, old Europe..
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 03:58 pm
If I'm not allowed to kiss with eyes open How am I gonna see the football scores?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 04:18 pm
I think this is about real kisses, not married ones. Could be wrong. Rolling Eyes
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 04:34 pm
Rockhead wrote:
I think this is about real kisses, not married ones. Could be wrong. Rolling Eyes


Rockhead, have you been to the "Marlboro Thread"?

Your dexterity with emoticons would lead one to believe that such an event has occurred.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 04:36 pm
Watched it, but have not participated. Til lately it has lacked a certain something, Gus.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 04:37 pm
Nice, fast response. I admire a man who pays attention.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:10 pm
Hey, I just had an idea. Gus, could you demonstrate your technique for us on Calamity Jane? Please? I'd love to see how that eyeball bulging thing works.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:26 pm
I think I'm in for that as well, Gus.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 06:04 pm
I'm going to be totally honest here.

All that stuff with the tongue has never done much for me. Even with a really good kisser.

Even less so as the years go by.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 06:07 pm
Obviously then, your eyeballs have never bulged.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 06:17 pm
Chai wrote:
I'm going to be totally honest here.

All that stuff with the tongue has never done much for me. Even with a really good kisser.

Even less so as the years go by.


maybe instead of going left or right you should get with someone who goes down then....... :wink:
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 06:30 pm
Rockhead wrote:
Obviously then, your eyeballs have never bulged.


Thankfully not.....



bear...2 different beasts.
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