Love Haters Club

No Frickin' way I'm gonna blow a dead walrus!

That's disgusting!

Both of ya'll are sick!

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It's just an expression, Squinney Laughing

I'm not sick, really!!!!!! Sad

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Love is physical attraction met by emotional security and stirred by trust.
Now, if you can get the bitch to believe that, you got her nailed.

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I knew there had to be a method behind the madness! Laughing

I must learn to believe.

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sign me up.

haaaaaaaate love. it's all just some hippie conspiracy.

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That's right Dag, it's all just one big scam and I ain't fallin for it anymore!!!

Freakin hippies!!! (even though I'm one of them)

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My favorite part about love is the part where my penis goes into the vagina.

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well, that part is not so bad. but all the rest of it sucks!

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Hey now! Enough people like you guys, and I'd be out of a job! Evil or Very Mad

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I think love is great. I have been in love on many occasions. I don't think I could have got it off so cheap without being.

You lot are just a bunch of cynics.

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Montana wrote:

Kicky says "Love blows dead walrus. ", and I think he's right!

Why select natural walrus treats for your dog, cat, or ferret? The answer is simple: The health of your loved one. It's no secret that people love their animal companions. Our animals can be the thing that makes a bad day good again. It is also no secret that dogs, cats, and ferrets love to be given walrus. Often times we offer our loved ones treats that are tasty, but ultimately very unhealthy. The good news is that they also love and crave that taste of natural healthy walrus treats, and in many cases want the natural walrus treats over any others. Dogs are especially excited by the prospect of meaty natural walrus treats!

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There used to be a stuffed dead walrus in our airport.

A guy I knew was obsessed with it. Kicky's words rang truer than you could know.

True story. Sick story.

So don't go there y'all! Love is GREAT [size=7]so long as you're getting some regular action[/size]

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Thanks for making me picture my dog chewing on a meaty walrus penis, Chum!

Ya'll need to stop hatin'.

What is there to a penis (walrus or otherwise) in a vagina if there is no love? Hmmm? I mean, surely it's not just about ripping his shirt off, knocking him backwords onto the bed, holding his face with both hands and passionately kissing his lips, then moving your hands around to tossle his hair as you kiss his neck and his nipples and then his muscular abs as you unbutton his jeans and slide the zipper down over his hard...

Oh, never mind.

Love sucks and sex rocks!

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squinney wrote:

Thanks for making me picture my dog chewing on a meaty walrus penis, Chum!

Montana judge's sentencing memo cites John, Paul, George, and Ringo

JUNE 1--Before his sentencing earlier this year on a sodomizing of dead walrus conviction, Andrew McCormack filled out a form which asked for a "recommendation as to what you think the Court should do in this case."

The Montana man, 20, wrote, "Like the Beetles say, 'Let It Be.'" Well, that response did not sit well with Gregory Todd, a 56-year-old District Court judge (and Fab Four fan).

In a sentencing memorandum Todd first corrected McCormack's misspelling and then schooled the young defendant on the band's discography. But in the end, Todd sentenced McCormack to just three years of chewing on a meaty walrus penis, and ordered him to perform community service for squinney's dog Spitfire.

"...I am the walrus goo goo g'joob "

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Eva wrote:

Hey now! Enough people like you guys, and I'd be out of a job!

Yeah well, jobs sucks too!

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spendius wrote:

I think love is great. I have been in love on many occasions. I don't think I could have got it off so cheap without being.

You lot are just a bunch of cynics.

Yeah yeah, it was all good when I was getting it back, but even then, it wasn't all good. A few were very very bad and it just happened to be my last 2.

Damn!!! I haven't had real, meaningful love since I was 19 Shocked

Yeah, I said 19, so I'm sorry, but right now love sucks Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Love Haters Club

Chumly wrote:

Montana wrote:
Kicky says "Love blows dead walrus. ", and I think he's right!
Why select natural walrus treats for your dog, cat, or ferret? The answer is simple: The health of your loved one. It's no secret that people love their animal companions. Our animals can be the thing that makes a bad day good again. It is also no secret that dogs, cats, and ferrets love to be given walrus. Often times we offer our loved ones treats that are tasty, but ultimately very unhealthy. The good news is that they also love and crave that taste of natural healthy walrus treats, and in many cases want the natural walrus treats over any others. Dogs are especially excited by the prospect of meaty natural walrus treats!

Awesome

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squinney wrote:

Thanks for making me picture my dog chewing on a meaty walrus penis, Chum!

Ya'll need to stop hatin'.

What is there to a penis (walrus or otherwise) in a vagina if there is no love? Hmmm? I mean, surely it's not just about ripping his shirt off, knocking him backwords onto the bed, holding his face with both hands and passionately kissing his lips, then moving your hands around to tossle his hair as you kiss his neck and his nipples and then his muscular abs as you unbutton his jeans and slide the zipper down over his hard...

Oh, never mind.

Love sucks and sex rocks!

Welcome aboard sister :-D

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It's all right, in its place.

Sometimes.

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