squinney wrote:Thanks for making me picture my dog chewing on a meaty walrus penis, Chum!
Montana judge's sentencing memo cites John, Paul, George, and Ringo
JUNE 1--Before his sentencing earlier this year on a sodomizing of dead walrus conviction, Andrew McCormack filled out a form which asked for a "recommendation as to what you think the Court should do in this case."
The Montana man, 20, wrote, "Like the Beetles say, 'Let It Be.'" Well, that response did not sit well with Gregory Todd, a 56-year-old District Court judge (and Fab Four fan).
In a sentencing memorandum Todd first corrected McCormack's misspelling and then schooled the young defendant on the band's discography. But in the end, Todd sentenced McCormack to just three years of chewing on a meaty walrus penis, and ordered him to perform community service for squinney's dog Spitfire.
"...I am the walrus goo goo g'joob "