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[+3] - panzade - 08/16/2011Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

@Linkat,

The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy.
So Happy got up and left.

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@Linkat,

Give me a Woody and i’ll make you Buzz for light years

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@Linkat,

On an Academy Awards show they performed a song from Toy Story. Robin Williams was next on stage and began by saying, "When I was a lad, I had a Woody and oh how I loved to play with it!"

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@wandeljw,

Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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@Linkat,

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy."

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@Dutchy,

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

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Why is there no Disneyland in China?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

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@panzade,

But what about Japan? Isn't there a Disney in Japan?

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As their numbers slowly dwindled,
the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

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@George,

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they had sex. Pinocchio therefore went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

Thanks to Chai for the inspiration...

I see.

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@George,

There gotta be more dwarf jokes - there just so much there to work with.

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@Linkat,

Why don't the seven dwarfs play soccer?

They don't like grass stains on their balls.

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@Linkat,

sometimes i wake up grumpy
sometimes i let him sleep

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@DrewDad,

There also some joke around sitting on Pinocchio nose and telling a lie and telling the truth - anyone know that one?

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@Linkat,

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! ...

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