Man gets nut stuck on penis while attempting to lengthen it

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Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place

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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

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@Robert Gentel,

for westerners not familiar with penis stretching (which I would guess at 99.34% of the audience), let me remind you of the powers of google...

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@Robert Gentel,

yeap, hate it when that happens.

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@hawkeye10,

Have you availed yourself of these powers? And if so, any good stories to share? Laughing

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@Robert Gentel,

I have it on good authority that using it as a bungee cord will do the trick.

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@Robert Gentel,

Methinks the penis was hanging off the greater nut, while the lesser nut was hanging off the penis...

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@Robert Gentel,

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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

This assumes that the procedure could have possibly gone "right," an assumption about which I am highly dubious.

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The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Instead of going to the hospital, he should have just thought about baseball. Or Bea Arthur.

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@Robert Gentel,

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A Malaysian welder

I hope that wasn't the method of attachment.

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@JTT,

Any pictures. I'm making the assuption that he had not been circumcised.

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@Sglass,

The idiot. If he had just threaded his penis he could have screwed it right off, no problem.

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@JTT,

Now that would have been a down to earth and pragmatic solution. I wonder what kind of nut it was?

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@Sglass,

Sometimes, you feel like a nut.

Sometimes, you don't.

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@jespah,

Depends on where you're grabbed.

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@Sglass,

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I wonder what kind of nut it was?

Pine.

Boy had a lot of work to do...........

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I hae it when I come upon a thread like this and all the good jokes are already taken.

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@Bi-Polar Bear,

It depends on which hand he wacks off with. That determines the threading. He probably got it backwards.

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@shewolfnm,

Oh My God

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@Robert Gentel,

I hate it when this happens.

Though I use a Cheerio instead, and a little milk seems to fix the problem.