@Ragman,
Has Mariano fully recovered from his injury?
I'm not good with curve balls. Better with speed. Also, accuracy is not a strong suit of mine.
When I'm at bat, should the horsehide ever actually touch the wood, I know which direction to hobble in.
(I was better at punch ball. No tools. Nothing fancy.)
You may be sorry this came up. Remembering my days as a customer at Yankee Stadium. In as deep a voice as I could muster, I would yell, "Hit it, Mickey," and about three times out of ten, Mickey would hit it. Far. Very, very far.
I could go on. But I'll control myself.