DrewDad wrote:Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina
In the morning.......
Nothing could be sweeter for a dong or dick or peter
In the morning....
Ah the morning glories
Of twining around her door,
But the sweeter story's
To plunge within once more...
Fiddling with a girlie when her dews are pearly early in the morning,
Makes a peter flutter up and kiss her little buttercup at dawning....
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day,
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say:
"Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina
In the morning!"
Uh, maybe that doesn't sound so good. I guess girls don't get the same bragging rights.
