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Thu 21 Jun, 2007 11:07 pm
you got a problem with that?
I'd rather Jane fondle my happiness.
Re: I'm Really Fond Of My Penis
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:you got a problem with that?
Nah.
I find your penis really quite dull, but I have no problem if you are keen on it.
Nah. Why should I be critical of your relationship with your very own penis? Be as fond as you like!
msolga wrote:Nah. Why should I be critical of your relationship with your very own penis? Be as fond as you like!
You know, "fond" originally meant silly, dumb, stupid...............heehee.....
dlowan wrote:msolga wrote:Nah. Why should I be critical of your relationship with your very own penis? Be as fond as you like!
You know, "fond" originally meant silly, dumb, stupid...............heehee.....
But whatever "fond" meant originally, he's sort of allowed this indulgence, Deb. He's a bloke. Boys tend to take these things very, very seriously! Don't ask me why. How on earth would I know why? Seems a bit silly to me, but .... :wink:
msolga wrote:He's a bloke. Boys tend to take these things very, very seriously! Don't ask me why.
Why, are you not fond of your vagina?
nimh wrote:msolga wrote:He's a bloke. Boys tend to take these things very, very seriously! Don't ask me why.
Why, are you not fond of your vagina?
Absolutely!
But I don't feel the need to tell the world about it.
It's a private matter! :wink:
Fair enough...
What if I'm really fond of someone else's vagina?
I'm sure you are, Francis.
And why not?: Vaginas are terrific inventions!
... but do us women go on & on & rave about them?
No.
Because we're cool.
Yes, they are. They even talk: do you know the "Vagina's monologue"?
We usually only talk amongst ourselves (& intimate others), Francis. Generally not to the whole world.
If the world listens (out of understandable fascination) are we to blame? :wink:
msolga wrote:We usually only talk amongst ourselves (& intimate others), Francis. Generally not to the whole world.
The Vagina Monologues
The Vagina Monologues is an Obie Award-winning episodic play written by Eve Ensler [..]. Ensler originally starred in the production, playing all the various women who share their views about their vaginas with the audience; when she left the play it was recast with three celebrity monologists. The production has been staged internationally, and a television version featuring Ensler was produced by cable TV channel HBO.
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Admittedly definitely more literary than BiPolar's contribution here..
But the men/women thing is a bit silly.
Yes, I'm familiar with The Vagina Monologues, nimh & Francis.
But I think it's fair to say that women generally don't carry on about their vaginas to nearly the same extent that men carry on about their penises, though. In real, everyday life, I mean.
But hey, I'm not looking for some War Of The Sexes here.
I'm fond of Vaginamite
And Penis butter
I like my vagina
she is really cool
we talk alot
except when she has bad breath
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.
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