Boob job

When I first saw that photo, Green Witch, I immediately thought of you. You see, that is the mental picture I have in my mind of what you look like.

(Except you are usually carrying garden shears and have a little compost residue on your kneecaps.)

Well, two out of three isn't bad (you figure out which two I'm admitting to).

I am going to eliminate the shears and the compost.

<crosses fingers>

Geez Green Witch, once you're kneeling in the garden, how do you ever get up again?

I think Green Witch uses those things for making indentations for her hostas.

(So it's true you have a thing about hostas?)

Among other things.

I think she uses them like a nike fitness ball..

[spit take]
Dang, shewolf!

You want to do this shewolf:

Edit [Moderator]: Link removed

?

Uh........ no.

good choice shewolf.

Although if anyone could carry it off I'm sure you could.

I figured this thread could use some more booby pictures . . .

























A blue-footed booby:



A red-footed booby:



A masked booby:

Or a pretty pair of tits

What I'm about to say is not meant to be offensive, but this is what I don't like about boob jobs. They're fun to look at and all, but THIS is a major underlying issue that I've seen come out several times in relationships that fake boobs will never solve.

I'd spend the money on a therapist.

Agreeing with Maporsche.


I've a flatty friend who often wears low cut tops - she knows her nipples are fantastic.


I can only assume she is correct.

This all reminds me of Amarcord, the movie, with a certain confused fellow.... (I take him as the stand in for Fellini).

Trust me.

I know this boob job was not a good choice for her.
She has no self esteem. She has no self control, and no self confidence.
She is like a muskrat in elephant grass... she cant see the world beyond her own nose, and makes no moves to do so.

Therapist?
She should have one at least 3 times a week , but she wont.

I think she has moved from alcohol to pills , and now attempting a sex addiction.
She is on a horrible downward spiral and calling it living her life.

But, with out going in to too much more detail, I have truly washed my hands of these issues, and just remain surface friends with her and nothing more. Even though that takes more energy then I wish, it is easier then being concerned about a grown womans choices.



And-
a side note about the boob job.

You cant lift anything for almost a week. Not even trash bags.
Nothing over about 5-7 lbs, which is what a pile of clothes can weigh.
Apparently, lifting causes a burning feeling that is uncomfortable.

You also have to move the implant around ( for under the muscle types) to stop a forming of scar tissue. This prolongs the pain and inability to lift.

She got them


I ........ sadly....( with a bit of a chuckle...)...... , dont see a difference..

oooooohhh.....now the truth comes out how you really feel about me.

Muskrat?

You think I'm in a spiral toward sex adiction simply because I like the song "Muskrat Love"?

Now hand me that bottle of Chivas Regal and those oxycontin and bugger off.

Taking into consideration the investment put into it she should've gone for C's at least.

A friend of mine got a pair of under the muscle C's, going from almost A's, and she looks great. But then again, she already had the rest of the bod, she just brought her breasts up to par.

and thats just it.

C's would have looked horrid on her.

Mind you, she is ALSO annorexic, AND vegan

She is 6 feet tall and probably 140 lbs.
She has always been skinny, but she is a self confessed annorexic and doesnt want to change that. She is of the mindset that bones being seen through skin means skinny and healthy.

She would topple over with C's and just look bad.

B's , I guess with out clothes, game her a bit of a womanly body appearance. She is very 'boy-ish' .
No real hip defination, no round chest, no round legs/thighs.. just a long skinny person.
If she did not have womens clothes on, or a pretty hair style, from behind she looks like an old man.