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How do you get to be a trophy wife?

 
 
eoe
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 09:49 pm
ebrown_p wrote:
I think you are looking for a trophy husband.


Laughing
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Bohne
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 04:50 am
When I read your post, I thought: Yes I could do with that right now, at least for a while!
I am absolutely drained...

However, reading Stuh and his interpretation on what is needed to be a trophy wife, I think that will be a life as exhausting as mine at the moment!

Besides, I already did the 'for better or worse'- thing

Smile
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 06:12 am
I'm already hitched too, bohne. Actually, I work for and I have friends that could be considered Trophy Wives. They are mostly very intelligent women and their husbands adore them. Their husbands just happen to make loads of money and don't care if their wives spend it on facials, flowers and Jimmy Choo shoes. I do think the men see their wives as an extension of their material success in life. The wives enjoy living in the glow of this success. Some do volunteer work or have minor careers (a little interior design business or writing articles about the arts), but overall they are glorified hausfraus' with fancy manicures. I do envy their free time, although I rarely admire how they chose to spend it. I always feel if I had that kind of material support I could change the world for the better in a big way. I could also get a little more needed sleep.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 08:45 am
www. sugardaddie. com
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 09:15 am
Are you willing to see your mariage go down the gurgler?

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=96900&highlight=
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 09:38 am
They only asked 1000 couples, dadpad. Not enough to make a viable
study. Twisted Evil
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stuh505
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 09:59 am
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I do envy their free time, although I rarely admire how they chose to spend it.


I've noticed that the less free time I have, the more I end up doing worthwhile things when I do get it!
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BubbaGumbo
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 12:01 am
Step 1: Be hot.
Step 2: If hot, ignore and proceed to Step 3. If not hot, get plastic surgery (nose, boobs, lipo etc.).
Step 3: Buy revealing clothing.
Step 4: Swallow pride and dignity while discarding any future goals or aspirations.
Step 5: Move to big city and hang out at swanky clubs.
Step 6: Flirt with older, affluent looking gentlemen.
Step 7: Accept advances of one of said gentlemen and enjoy life as trophy wife.

Really doesn't seem that hard...
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Bohne
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 04:33 am
[quote="Green Witch"]I always feel if I had that kind of material support I could change the world for the better in a big way. I could also get a little more needed sleep.[/quote]

O how I can rely to that....
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flushd
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 10:57 pm
According to my mother, ya gotta pick someone very old and with a serious heart condition. It's the only way to go as a serious trophy wife.
The goal isn't to actually be a trophy wife so much as to be on the will when he kicks, because being a trophy wife is hard work for a woman.
It sucks your insides dry.

To do this, become combination sex-doll, daughter, and idol worshiper. Say "daddy" a lot.
Get to work on developing your oral fixation - or at least faking it.

Be a little girl in need. A garish oversexualized girl.
Indulge all your little girl whims - and get yourself a very qualified team of experts to suck, implant, fuss, and tweak all that decadence away.

You can always marry for love, later, Greenie, and in the meantime there is Armando the pool boy/oil boy.

Revisit "how to be a lady" manuals from the '50's. Get lots of lollypops and such when practicing art of 'not speaking til spoken to, and then, only to please'.
When you can ditch the lollypops, you know you have graduated from low class escort to trophy wife.
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mimas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 08:46 am
Was going to give a great witty answer, but realized (via first post ) that newbies weren't welcomed. Oh well guess that is the price you pay for not being here before the forum.
Shame, what fun we could of had, secrets are always best shared don't you think!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 01:07 pm
Mimas--

Welcome to A2K.

We've had a rash of Very Literal and Serious New Members lately--the sort who jump in with platitudes.

I didn't see one platitude in your post.

Welcome to A2K.
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Quincy
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 02:20 pm
Foreigners. Older foreign men may be weird, but they're always looking for 'exotic' women to spoil. Not that I'd know too much of that sort of stuff...
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stuh505
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 02:55 pm
mimas wrote:
Was going to give a great witty answer, but realized (via first post ) that newbies weren't welcomed. Oh well guess that is the price you pay for not being here before the forum.
Shame, what fun we could of had, secrets are always best shared don't you think!


Listen to you! Whining and moaning about your comments being unwelcome before you even make a comment. If you have something witty to say then just blurt it out, and at least give us a chance to make you feel unwelcome. But so far, its just you talking to yourself, telling yourself that you are unwelcome...well, don't put words in my mouth, because I haven't dissed you yet.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 03:33 pm
mimas wrote:
Was going to give a great witty answer, but realized (via first post ) that newbies weren't welcomed. Oh well guess that is the price you pay for not being here before the forum.
Shame, what fun we could of had, secrets are always best shared don't you think!


I think mimas was addressing my opening comment Stuh.

Mimas, the reason I stated what I did was not to chase off newbies, but rather to indicate that I was being flip with my question. Regulars on this board know me well enough to know I would not seriously want to be a trophy wife, but we often have people asking similar questions and they are very serious.

You are welcome to participate here mimas, and if you chose not to, I hope you will contribute on other threads.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2007 04:40 pm
Ahh...I get it now. I didn't notice because I never read your posts Green Witch Laughing
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CowDoc
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 03:24 pm
I still love Ron White's line. He says a friend of his has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first prize!
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