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The Gays Have Finally Done It: Falwell in Serious Condition

 
 
Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:30 am
Thanks to the Gay, Lesbian, and Pro-Choice communities, and oh what the hell all the blacks in New Orleans, Jerry Falwell is on the cusp of death.

READ

He just can't take it anymore--the gayness, and what have you.

But, it is true that, if he had been carrying a firearm, he could have protected himself from this ailment.

http://stb.msn.com/i/C8/95E36DF92ED7F8511E69749244812.jpg


America, please, save this man. Please stop being such Pro-Death queers.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:33 am
hopefully when he gets to heaven the angelic chorus soloist will be Freddie Mercury....
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:42 am
Falwell's condition has been upgraded from seriously ill to dead.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:45 am
I'll give him his due... he went out more positive about what happens next than I am.... and probably less anxious as well....
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:47 am
The headline on MSN reads

Evangelical leader had been found unconscious in office

No word on whether the door was locked and those outside could hear a heated argument prior to his being struck down.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:49 am
Oops.

Guess I'm the jackass now.

Oh well, my far nobler life of endless data entry continues.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:52 am
AP--Police in Lynchburg, VA, investigating the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell today have asked local residents for help in finding the following individual, who has been identified as a "person of interest" in the investigation:

http://www.curvecomm.com/teletubbies/tinkywinky.gif

The individual is described as about 4 foot tall, portly, and carrying a pink purse. He is known to frequent the company of three other individuals of similar build. Distinguishing characteristics include a coat hangar stuck to his head, a television screen in his stomach, and an overall purple complexion. Persons are cautioned not to approach this individual, as he may be armed and extremely adorable.
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username
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:56 am
He tried for twenty years to improve the world. Today he finally succeeded. He left it. There are other people I will miss more.
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:58 am
Jerry Falwell's gonna have alot of explaining to do when he meets his maker.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 12:03 pm
Yep, them gay boys did it . . .

I blame Sturgis . . .
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 12:10 pm
joefromchicago wrote:
AP--Police in Lynchburg, VA, investigating the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell today have asked local residents for help in finding the following individual, who has been identified as a "person of interest" in the investigation:

http://www.curvecomm.com/teletubbies/tinkywinky.gif

The individual is described as about 4 foot tall, portly, and carrying a pink purse. He is known to frequent the company of three other individuals of similar build. Distinguishing characteristics include a coat hangar stuck to his head, a television screen in his stomach, and an overall purple complexion. Persons are cautioned not to approach this individual, as he may be armed and extremely adorable.

Laughing

That's hysterical.

I don't know if you saw the unmasking of the Teletubbies, but the real sized Pinky puts Yao Ming to shame, standing at roughly 10 feet tall, and could probably beat the living sh!t out of Falwell with his purse.

Looks like God took care of that for him instead.

http://wap.parrette.net/TELETUBBIES_WEB/GRAPHICS/ttlTinkyWinkyNoHead.jpg

Don't fuuuck with me, Falwell.
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xingu
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 12:41 pm
Looks like old Falwell kicked the bucket. Now he's in gay heaven.

Your next Robertson.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 01:00 pm
xingu wrote:
Looks like old Falwell kicked the bucket. Now he's in gay heaven.

Your next Robertson.


Robertson won't go down easy. I mean, he can leg press 2000 pounds, remember?

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/05/26/image1662788g.jpg

article

Which begs the question: who gives a f--- about strong legs? What are you going to do when I come for you, Pat, kick me in the shins?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 08:05 pm
Setanta wrote:
Yep, them gay boys did it . . .

I blame Sturgis . . .
Just for that you won't be getting a special edition set of Old Time Gospel Hour DVDs. (and they even had tear stains and a special intro from Jimmy Swaggart)
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 09:07 pm
I know it's crass and unspeakably tasteless of me, but I very nearly fell out of my chair laughing at your first post, joe.

What a delightfully warped sense of humor you have!

<snicker>




joefromchicago wrote:
Falwell's condition has been upgraded from seriously ill to dead.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 06:53 am
You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 09:33 am
DrewDad wrote:
You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.


And many a turd will not be there.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 01:15 pm
DrewDad wrote:
You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.


If figure the hours will be much shorter in Hell, because there will be so many of us.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2007 11:43 pm
Robertson likely figures Jerry will still be just outside the Pearly Gates as his Great Father didn't think to make them wide enough for him.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 08:16 am
Good thing Robertson will be able to kick down them damn gates when he gets there, what with his powerful legs and all.
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