The Gays Have Finally Done It: Falwell in Serious Condition

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Thanks to the Gay, Lesbian, and Pro-Choice communities, and oh what the hell all the blacks in New Orleans, Jerry Falwell is on the cusp of death.

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He just can't take it anymore--the gayness, and what have you.

But, it is true that, if he had been carrying a firearm, he could have protected himself from this ailment.

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America, please, save this man. Please stop being such Pro-Death queers.

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[+5] - joefromchicago - 05/15/2007Falwell's condition has been upgraded from seriously ill to dead.

hopefully when he gets to heaven the angelic chorus soloist will be Freddie Mercury....

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Falwell's condition has been upgraded from seriously ill to dead.

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I'll give him his due... he went out more positive about what happens next than I am.... and probably less anxious as well....

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The headline on MSN reads

Evangelical leader had been found unconscious in office

No word on whether the door was locked and those outside could hear a heated argument prior to his being struck down.

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Oops.

Guess I'm the jackass now.

Oh well, my far nobler life of endless data entry continues.

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AP--Police in Lynchburg, VA, investigating the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell today have asked local residents for help in finding the following individual, who has been identified as a "person of interest" in the investigation:

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The individual is described as about 4 foot tall, portly, and carrying a pink purse. He is known to frequent the company of three other individuals of similar build. Distinguishing characteristics include a coat hangar stuck to his head, a television screen in his stomach, and an overall purple complexion. Persons are cautioned not to approach this individual, as he may be armed and extremely adorable.

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He tried for twenty years to improve the world. Today he finally succeeded. He left it. There are other people I will miss more.

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Jerry Falwell's gonna have alot of explaining to do when he meets his maker.

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Yep, them gay boys did it . . .

I blame Sturgis . . .

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joefromchicago wrote:

AP--Police in Lynchburg, VA, investigating the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell today have asked local residents for help in finding the following individual, who has been identified as a "person of interest" in the investigation:

The individual is described as about 4 foot tall, portly, and carrying a pink purse. He is known to frequent the company of three other individuals of similar build. Distinguishing characteristics include a coat hangar stuck to his head, a television screen in his stomach, and an overall purple complexion. Persons are cautioned not to approach this individual, as he may be armed and extremely adorable.

That's hysterical.

I don't know if you saw the unmasking of the Teletubbies, but the real sized Pinky puts Yao Ming to shame, standing at roughly 10 feet tall, and could probably beat the living sh!t out of Falwell with his purse.

Looks like God took care of that for him instead.

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Don't fuuuck with me, Falwell.

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Looks like old Falwell kicked the bucket. Now he's in gay heaven.

Your next Robertson.

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xingu wrote:

Looks like old Falwell kicked the bucket. Now he's in gay heaven.

Your next Robertson.

Robertson won't go down easy. I mean, he can leg press 2000 pounds, remember?

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Which begs the question: who gives a f--- about strong legs? What are you going to do when I come for you, Pat, kick me in the shins?

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Setanta wrote:

Yep, them gay boys did it . . .

I blame Sturgis . . .

Just for that you won't be getting a special edition set of Old Time Gospel Hour DVDs. (and they even had tear stains and a special intro from Jimmy Swaggart)

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I know it's crass and unspeakably tasteless of me, but I very nearly fell out of my chair laughing at your first post, joe.

What a delightfully warped sense of humor you have!

<snicker>

joefromchicago wrote:

Falwell's condition has been upgraded from seriously ill to dead.

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You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.

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DrewDad wrote:

You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.

And many a turd will not be there.

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DrewDad wrote:

You're all going to hell. Which is nice, 'cause that's where I'll be, too. All the cool people will be there.

If figure the hours will be much shorter in Hell, because there will be so many of us.

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Robertson likely figures Jerry will still be just outside the Pearly Gates as his Great Father didn't think to make them wide enough for him.

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Good thing Robertson will be able to kick down them damn gates when he gets there, what with his powerful legs and all.

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