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Vomitting or enemas: which is the better weight-loss tool?

 
 
Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 14 May, 2007 09:27 am
and I'm sure the smell of Pete Doherty would eliminate any sort of appetite too...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:34 am
Well, I vomitted last night, and I can testify to it's effectiveness. I weighed myself today and I'm four pounds lighter. It works!

Your results may vary.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 09:57 am
I reckon your overnight weight loss has more to do with dehydration than anything Mr Can and will probably creep back on within 24-48 hours.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 11:13 am
That damn dehydration!
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plantress
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 12:24 pm
so kicky which did you go with and how often? Did you lose any weight?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 12:46 pm
I actually only vomitted that one time. But I lost four pounds, and I haven't gained it back yet!

Of course, I never tried the enema thing. Sounds complicated. All those hoses and contraptions. Puking is just so much easier.
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plantress
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 12:56 pm
maybe the affair woman who wants a spanking could give you an enema! Laughing
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2007 01:00 pm
Tie your dick to your canine teeth by a short string made of floss. Thatll keep you from eating
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