Uh-um... do I dare ask which is which?
shewolfnm wrote:Here they are:
the slightly pretty one, and the one who KINDA looks like a man...
Ok, help me out here. Which is the slightly pretty one?
CalamityJane wrote:I am a tee bit preoccupied now, Green Witch, I am saving the world.
No problem. When you get as old as Gus and me you don't mind the occasional rain check on these things.
When you reach the age of Green Witch and myself the mere mention of sex is enough to bring back fond memories and carry you through turbulent times.
I'm thinking back to '37 and the beach. And a heifer named Sue.
Well, I am glad I could oblige on a long distance level....
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I'm thinking back to '37 and the beach. And a heifer named Sue.
The one with the chocolate brown eyes and the giant udders? Didn't she move to Hollywood in '39?
Green Witch, you're in the prime of your life, don't you ever call yourself
old. You still can take the raincheck
CalamityJane wrote:Green Witch, you're in the prime of your life, don't you ever call yourself
old. You still can take the raincheck
If she wants to be old, Jane, let her be old.
Quit being such a punk ass kid.
I've seen Green Witch in her garden on one of the gardening threads. While there is evidence of age indicated by barely noticeable crows feet, overall the package is one of well-preserved youth. The body tone is superb, the skin smooth, and the booty appears to be sculpted from granite.
So, yeah, I guess I'll agree with Jane, she aint past her prime yet.
God! If I could have met that woman fifty years ago.
But then I would have been arrested for attempting to have sex with something that didn't exist yet.
The police would have come along and seen a young Ratzenhofer humping the air and immediately threw the handcuffs on him.
But I digress. What were we talking about?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:CalamityJane wrote:Green Witch, you're in the prime of your life, don't you ever call yourself
old. You still can take the raincheck
If she wants to be old, Jane, let her be old.
Quit being such a punk ass kid.
Hang out with a bunch of 19 year olds all day and I promise you'll feel old too. You should have seen their faces when I told them I was older than fax machines.
Green Witch wrote:
Hang out with a bunch of 19 year olds all day and I promise you'll feel old too. You should have seen their faces when I told them I was older than fax machines.
Hehe
My little one asked me once if they had already invented cars when I was born
I think Miller owes us a "thank you" for getting her 159 hits (last count) on this thread.
Miller moved on to a much better thread cooking up a chili dip.
