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oldandknew
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 02:15 pm
The cat stood on the burning deck
It made a change from the hot tin roof
He danced a jig with smelly rat
Then smote him dead with his lethal paw

Cat roasted the rat and ate him for lunch
Every last morsel, crunchity crunch
But cat was in for a big surprise
The flames lapped closer with every bite

He'd forgotten he was on life #9
Crackle crackle the flames were on him
Poor old cat was fried to a frazzle
A passing shark had a tasty lunch, munchity munch
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 3 Apr, 2004 02:58 am
Hi Margo, Somewhere in the recent past (page 22?) there was an explanation of a breakfront. It's a large thingie for putting stuff in. Mikey has turned his attentions elsewhere. As I continue to unpack my mother's stuff, I found a bust of an African man. I always loved it. Now it's on top of a bookcase. I'm waiting for the crash. The bookcase may or may not be too far for Mikey to jump on from the couch. Or he may be gauging whether he'd fit on the bookcase. He won't. Hardly a reason for not making the leap.

And what's this? You're rollerskating to the airport?
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urs53
 
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Reply Sat 3 Apr, 2004 03:51 am
Oh, I am so happy that Nisse and Mysan hardly ever throw anything down. Actually, in this regard they behave very well. Except for books - we have a book shelf in the bedroom. When Nisse gets bored in the middle of the night he throws down books and starts reading...

Mysan is really a little lady - when she does not eat too fast and throw up...

Hi Ailsagirl, welcome to the place for cat lovers.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 3 Apr, 2004 05:34 am
urs, A literate cat. I'm green with envy. Mr. Green Also just a little bit envious that books aren't breakable.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 3 Apr, 2004 01:20 pm
Roberta wrote:

And what's this? You're rollerskating to the airport?


Nah! "Get your skates on" is a synonym for getting a move on. Overweight, middle aged dames do not venture near roller skates intentionally - we leave that to the young'uns, like Urs.

I was just giving msolga a warning about the timing to leave town - I'll be there next Saturday!
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 3 Apr, 2004 04:38 pm
You're gonna visit Olga!! You're gonna see her in person!! Now I'm really green with envy. Also the other way around. She's gonna get to see you. Sigh.
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 01:34 am
Roberta wrote:
You're gonna visit Olga!! You're gonna see her in person!! Now I'm really green with envy. Also the other way around. She's gonna get to see you. Sigh.


I'm still not sure that Olga will be in town - she may have to leave at short notice! Sad She hasn't been around here since Friday.

<'sfunny, ya know - several people I've spoken to have said just the very same thing!??? Wonder what that means????? Confused >

'tennyrate - Melbourne's good for a visit. I was there last year with my dementing aunt. It'll be nice not to have that extra responsibility this time - just me! Razz
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 04:47 am
margo

Olga is in town. And, god willing, will be here next weekend! Very Happy
Hey, Boida, why don't you pack a few things & fly over here, too. Now wouldn't that be fun! Very Happy
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 04:49 am
cavfancier wrote:
Joke withheld for the purposes of not being overtly rude....the CAT room!!


Mr Cav Person ... See page 1 of this thread .... The title was meant to be a bit of a joke, OK? Evil or Very Mad
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 06:06 am
msolga wrote:
margo

Olga is in town. And, god willing, will be here next weekend! Very Happy
Hey, Boida, why don't you pack a few things & fly over here, too. Now wouldn't that be fun! Very Happy


Oh, if only. . .

I hope you guys have fun. I want a report!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 06:18 am
Olga may not be there?????

Why the smeg dinna ya come to Adelaide then!!!!!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 06:18 am
Ok, will do!

A big smooch to Mr Mikey. Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 06:20 am
Oh - you will be there?
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 06:20 am
dlowan wrote:
Olga may not be there?????

Why the smeg dinna ya come to Adelaide then!!!!!



I expect to be there, Deb, unless my mother becomes seriously ill again. She had a stroke a couple of weeks ago & things were touch & go for a while.
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 02:44 pm
I'm used to people leaving town as I arrive.

Olga leaves as I fly in.

I went to London and the Queen left.

I went to Rome and the Pope left.

I went to Sweden and everyone left! ?

I went to Aden and they deported me.....

<wonder what the message is???>
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 07:27 pm
Uh....bad timing, margo? Wink
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 09:18 pm
Eva wrote:
Uh....bad timing, margo? Wink


Why, thanks, Eva - I feel much better. I was noticing on the tennis court the other night that my timing was bad. It must affect everything! The other alternative is a tad sad.....
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 09:40 pm
No, no, it couldn't possibly be that! We all know better!

I'm sure it's just a matter of timing. Same thing used to happen to me. Are you ahead of the curve or behind it?
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:53 pm
yes
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 08:24 pm
LOL!!!
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