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.....pouring some tequilla all over her body and licking them up
.....getting her blindfolded while giving her some tongue job :p
.....putting some whipped cream wherever it applies

And a lot more ideas!

Those are a few ideas I came up with for some crazy, wild sex. What kind of ideas would you guys and gals have? Share them all in here and let's make that thread a reference for many.

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<yawn>

Those aren't ideas, those are cliches.

Oh! And welcome to A2K.

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sex is a personal thing usually between the people involved. let keep it that way dann.

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Someone call me when he get's to chandeliers.

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yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

yeah

me too

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You know, it's really cute. Young people think they invented sex.

I'll be honest though -- I don't really get the food thing men seem to fetishize.

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boomerang wrote:

I'll be honest though -- I don't really get the food thing men seem to fetishize.

They get over it real quick when you make them do the laundry.

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That's the best laugh I've had all day, Green Witch! Thank you!

I mean... food can be sensual.... I remember this one night that involved mandarin oranges and cinnamon toast... but it was for an appitizer, not for the "entree" if you get my drift.

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boomerang wrote:

That's the best laugh I've had all day, Green Witch! Thank you!

I mean... food can be sensual.... I remember this one night that involved mandarin oranges and cinnamon toast... but it was for an appitizer, not for the "entree" if you get my drift.

Was that at band camp boomer.

The way to a mans heart.....

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I'm not into the food thing.

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DrewDad wrote:

I'm not into the food thing.

yeah me neither.. its too messy..

just give me a set of big tits and get outta my way

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yeah me neither.. its too messy..

this reminds me of an old Todd Rundgren song:

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You're so clean, so refined
You don't care to get messy just to have a good time

the tequila idea isn't bad though (with slight variation-depending on your preferences in terms of alcoholic beverages):
1) not too much sticky residue
2)inhibitions would be steadily lessening as consumption increased

I might find that one worth the extra laundry-maybe better in summer than winter though.

*not that I have any personal experience with this of course..

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aidan wrote:

*not that I have any personal experience with this of course..

Yeah Riiiiiiight!

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I swear-these crazy ideas are all new to me....
I'm just helping Dann think things through-you know- pointing out the pros and cons of things.

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Just give us your recommended list in order of sticky to least sticky or vice versa as you wish.

Joe(BTW some oils never come out of the sheets)Nation

or the sofa Shocked

or the rug Shocked

or the bedspread on her parent's bed: Shocked

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Now Joe-you and I both know that everyone has different perceptions and levels of tolerance for stickiness.

Dann: honey- too sticky, whipped cream, less sticky- but let's face it-unimaginative.
If you're of legal age, as I said, the tequila offers certain benefits without the drawback of stickiness.

(Just don't substitute red wine-and it should leave no trace- and don't be doing any of this stuff on your parents' furniture for god's sake- that's just simple respect!)

See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities-maybe you have some stories to tell...

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See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities-maybe you have some stories to tell...

She told her parents she must have fallen asleep, um, er, while watching tv in their room er, um, on top of the bag of Tortilla Chips.... .

Her dad bought it hook, line and sinker, but her mom, ..., every time I would show up at the house, would give me such a look.

Joe(that's a very nice dress you are wearing, Mrs. Cleaver)Nation

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aidan wrote:

See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities.

See my post above.

Laughing

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Crazy,,,

and disrespectful

disobedient

forbidden

naughty naughty

taboo

Joe(oh yeah)Nation

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Joe Nation wrote:

Crazy,,,

and disrespectful

disobedient

forbidden

naughty naughty

taboo

Joe(oh yeah)Nation

The best kind!

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