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Crazy ideas for Crazy sex :)

 
 
dann
 
Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:12 pm
.....pouring some tequilla all over her body and licking them up
.....getting her blindfolded while giving her some tongue job :p
.....putting some whipped cream wherever it applies

And a lot more ideas!

Those are a few ideas I came up with for some crazy, wild sex. What kind of ideas would you guys and gals have? Share them all in here and let's make that thread a reference for many.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:15 pm
<yawn>

Those aren't ideas, those are cliches.

Oh! And welcome to A2K.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:23 pm
sex is a personal thing usually between the people involved. let keep it that way dann.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:26 pm
Someone call me when he get's to chandeliers.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:33 pm
yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn



yeah

me too
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:33 pm
You know, it's really cute. Young people think they invented sex.

I'll be honest though -- I don't really get the food thing men seem to fetishize.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:40 pm
boomerang wrote:

I'll be honest though -- I don't really get the food thing men seem to fetishize.


They get over it real quick when you make them do the laundry.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:45 pm
That's the best laugh I've had all day, Green Witch! Thank you!

I mean... food can be sensual.... I remember this one night that involved mandarin oranges and cinnamon toast... but it was for an appitizer, not for the "entree" if you get my drift.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 06:49 pm
boomerang wrote:
That's the best laugh I've had all day, Green Witch! Thank you!

I mean... food can be sensual.... I remember this one night that involved mandarin oranges and cinnamon toast... but it was for an appitizer, not for the "entree" if you get my drift.

Was that at band camp boomer.

The way to a mans heart.....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 09:12 pm
I'm not into the food thing.
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Richard Saunders
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 09:16 pm
DrewDad wrote:
I'm not into the food thing.

yeah me neither.. its too messy..

just give me a set of big tits and get outta my way
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 12:30 am
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yeah me neither.. its too messy..


this reminds me of an old Todd Rundgren song:

Quote:
You're so clean, so refined
You don't care to get messy just to have a good time


the tequila idea isn't bad though (with slight variation-depending on your preferences in terms of alcoholic beverages):
1) not too much sticky residue
2)inhibitions would be steadily lessening as consumption increased

I might find that one worth the extra laundry-maybe better in summer than winter though.

*not that I have any personal experience with this of course..
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 01:23 am
aidan wrote:


*not that I have any personal experience with this of course..


Yeah Riiiiiiight!
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 01:51 am
Shocked
I swear-these crazy ideas are all new to me....
I'm just helping Dann think things through-you know- pointing out the pros and cons of things.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 03:23 am
Just give us your recommended list in order of sticky to least sticky or vice versa as you wish.


Joe(BTW some oils never come out of the sheets)Nation


or the sofa Shocked

or the rug Shocked Shocked

or the bedspread on her parent's bed: Shocked Shocked Rolling Eyes
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 03:37 am
Laughing Laughing
Now Joe-you and I both know that everyone has different perceptions and levels of tolerance for stickiness.

Dann: honey- too sticky, whipped cream, less sticky- but let's face it-unimaginative.
If you're of legal age, as I said, the tequila offers certain benefits without the drawback of stickiness.

(Just don't substitute red wine-and it should leave no trace- and don't be doing any of this stuff on your parents' furniture for god's sake- that's just simple respect!)

See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities-maybe you have some stories to tell...
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 05:38 am
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See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities-maybe you have some stories to tell...


She told her parents she must have fallen asleep, um, er, while watching tv in their room er, um, on top of the bag of Tortilla Chips.... .

Her dad bought it hook, line and sinker, but her mom, ..., every time I would show up at the house, would give me such a look.

Joe(that's a very nice dress you are wearing, Mrs. Cleaver)Nation
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 05:41 am
aidan wrote:
Laughing Laughing


See Joe, I'd never even think of the crazy idea of occupying my PARENTS' bed with any of these crazy activities.


See my post above.




Laughing
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 05:54 am
Crazy,,,

and disrespectful

disobedient

forbidden

naughty naughty



taboo


Joe(oh yeah)Nation
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:01 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Crazy,,,

and disrespectful

disobedient

forbidden

naughty naughty



taboo


Joe(oh yeah)Nation


The best kind!
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