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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ate my husband's Oreos!

 
 
Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2007 03:28 pm
My husband and I have been fighting for weeks about who ate the last of the Paul Newmann healthy Oreo cookies, and now Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed! He admits no torture was used to get him to admit to this crime, he just happened to be in my kitchen and noticed the open package- so he ate them. My God, I thought we would never get to the bottom of this.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2007 03:56 pm
At least he missed my Perugina Dark Chocolate with Almonds...
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2007 04:32 pm
ossobuco wrote:
At least he missed my Perugina Dark Chocolate with Almonds...


Keep looking Osso, I'm sure he's guilty of something and will confess shortly.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 06:37 am
Could this man be responsible for chucking the deli container in the garbage without rinsing it out first?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:41 am
I blame him for the paper jam in the copier.
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fishin
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 07:46 am
He made my puppy pee on the carpet!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:05 am
Is he responsible for my husband watching porn?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:07 am
He's making it so difficult for me to lose weight!
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:15 am
So, basically, no matter who confesses to what, and no matter how much corroborating detail he provides in his confession, you'll maintain that the actual culprit was the president or one of his evil minions. I would have thought that Mr. Bush could afford his own cookies.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:27 am
I want some evil minions of my own.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:28 am
He would have confessed to tossing Bush's salad, but you beat him to it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 08:32 am
George wrote:
I want some evil minions of my own.


But then they'd want cookies, too.
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fishin
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 09:01 am
Damn you Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ! Why are you making it snow today?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 09:40 am
George--

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want some evil minions of my own.


You can't have Evil Minions. You have Teenagers.
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fishin
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 09:43 am
Noddy24 wrote:
George--

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want some evil minions of my own.


You can't have Evil Minions. You have Teenagers.


Isn't that pretty much the same thing? Laughing
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George
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 09:49 am
There are days, there are days...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 09:52 am
Brandon9000 wrote:
So, basically, no matter who confesses to what, and no matter how much corroborating detail he provides in his confession, you'll maintain that the actual culprit was the president or one of his evil minions. I would have thought that Mr. Bush could afford his own cookies.


the evil one stole Brandons sense of humor years ago...
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 11:44 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Brandon9000 wrote:
So, basically, no matter who confesses to what, and no matter how much corroborating detail he provides in his confession, you'll maintain that the actual culprit was the president or one of his evil minions. I would have thought that Mr. Bush could afford his own cookies.


the evil one stole Brandons sense of humor years ago...

Well, the basis of the joke seems to be an unwillingness to accept any facts which don't fit the idea that president Bush is behind anything bad that's going down in the world, and that idea, implicit in the humor, deserves to be challenged.

I congratulate you on continuing your spotless record of never defending your ideas against a challenge, but, instead, always attacking those who disagree.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 01:30 pm
I rest my case...
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fishin
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2007 02:15 pm
Brandon9000 wrote:
Well, the basis of the joke seems to be an unwillingness to accept any facts which don't fit the idea that president Bush is behind anything bad that's going down in the world, and that idea, implicit in the humor, deserves to be challenged.

I congratulate you on continuing your spotless record of never defending your ideas against a challenge, but, instead, always attacking those who disagree.


And maybe, just maybe, that is why the thread was created in the "Humor" forum. If the intention was to discuss "facts" or that what was posted was asserted to be "facts" to begin with then this thread probably would have been created in the "Politics" forum.

I suspect that if I started a thread in the Humor forum that began with "There once was a man from Nantucket..." you'd be peeved and claim that there are no men from Nantucket.

IOW, lighten up Francis!
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