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Mon 5 Mar, 2007 04:03 pm
i am tired of this same old crap. people constantly look to christians for advice. but it seems almost anything you see today on television or read in magazines is either publicizing events that do not go along with christian beliefs. or they are bashing christians. like the t.v show family guy. it constantly shows Jesus and god in bars. in bed with woman. and shows them acting like thusgs. i ask how long will us christians take this.
Probably for at least as long as it takes you to learn how to coherently express yourself in the English language--although i suspect it will be much, much longer than that.
Re: How long will christians take this???
bretter wrote:i am tired of this same old crap. people constantly look to christians for advice. but it seems almost anything you see today on television or read in magazines is either publicizing events that do not go along with christian beliefs. or they are bashing christians. like the t.v show family guy. it constantly shows Jesus and god in bars. in bed with woman. and shows them acting like thusgs. i ask how long will us christians take this.
Maybe you should blame yourselves since you happen to take your religion as more of a game and bit of humor.
Raul, why don't you go preach to some would-be Muslim suicide bombers--i suspect they need your help much more than this adolescent does.
On South Park Jesus has his own TV show on Public Access.
farmerman wrote:On South Park Jesus has his own TV show on Public Access.
You'd think with all the cash the tee-vee preachers and the Pope have always been able to drum up, that ol' Hey-Zeus would have a lot more cash to work with . . .
I think that Family Guy humor is better than Catholic school humor .
EG
'What kind of teas will you be able to get in heaven?"
ANS: Adoramus and Glorificamus
How lame is that?!
Jesus walked on water.
Therefore, God exists.
Setanta saidQuote: with all the cash the tee-vee preachers and the Pope have always been able to drum up, that ol' Hey-Zeus would have a lot more cash to work with . . .
I think were going to be able wrest this thread from its "mired in Bitumen-status"
tycoonQuote:Jesus walked on water.
Therefore, God exists.
, or else it means that Jesus has an overall density <1.000 at STP
tycoon wrote:Jesus walked on water.
Therefore, God exists.
HeyZeus knew where all the rocks were.
farmerman wrote:I think that Family Guy humor is better than Catholic school humor .
EG
'What kind of teas will you be able to get in heaven?"
ANS: Adoramus and Glorificamus
How lame is that?!
That one cracked me up.
I'll be giggling all the way home.
Adoramus...Hehehehehehehe.
farmerman wrote:tycoonQuote:Jesus walked on water.
Therefore, God exists.
, or else it means that Jesus has an overall density <1.000 at STP
Jesus had an overall density <1.000 at STP.
Therefore, God exists.
Is an adoramus an ignoramus with a worship fixation?
Tomatoes are red. Unless they're green. Some are yellow, too.
Therefore, God exists.
I really really really want god to exist. Therefore god exists.
Re: How long will christians take this???
bretter wrote:i am tired of this same old crap. people constantly look to christians for advice. but it seems almost anything you see today on television or read in magazines is either publicizing events that do not go along with christian beliefs. or they are bashing christians. like the t.v show family guy. it constantly shows Jesus and god in bars. in bed with woman. and shows them acting like thusgs. i ask how long will us christians take this.
I am a bit curious (and I would remind us all that the original poster is a young teenager)...
If us christians aren't going to take this... what are we going to do about it?
I do'nt care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus, he's my friend; Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Re: How long will christians take this???
ebrown_p wrote:bretter wrote:i am tired of this same old crap. people constantly look to christians for advice. but it seems almost anything you see today on television or read in magazines is either publicizing events that do not go along with christian beliefs. or they are bashing christians. like the t.v show family guy. it constantly shows Jesus and god in bars. in bed with woman. and shows them acting like thusgs. i ask how long will us christians take this.
I am a bit curious (and I would remind us all that the original poster is a young teenager)...
If us christians aren't going to take this... what are we going to do about it?
Seventh grade, according to his other thread--so, he may or may not be a teenager, although likely he is.
Maybe Raul can give him some counselling, and he can get together a cadre of christian suicide bombers.
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