Best of year joke

If you don't ROTFLYAO, something is definitely wrong. c.i.
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A father put his daughter to bed and listened to her prayers. She ended
by saying: "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and
goodbye grandpa."

The father asked: "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
said: "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The
next day, grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and
goodbye grandma."

The next day, the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father,
this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later, the father heard his daughter say: "God bless mommy
and goodbye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in, and watched the
clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound. Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of
relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said: "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?" He said: "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."

She said: "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what
happened to me! This morning, the milkman dropped dead on our porch!"