The Boston Puppies did win by two
my pitchers were an igloo
This week's opponent, cakes of pan
us Puppies kinda think we can
Burma Shave.
Forecast of fire, today and tomorrah
Gonna be hot in Sodom and Gomorrah
All the time nattering,
their wins are lacking;
Vow to the bosses,
Nabobs only in losses!
rubber bat and dishrag arm
the salty statue is headin for harm
I don't think any of us should plan on quitting our day jobs to become poets.
The Rednecks are down on our luck. (8 beats)
But I don't give a flying f*ck. (8)
We're gonna keep fighting (6)
Week after every week. (6)
And if we don't win that will suck. (8)
realjohnboy wrote:I don't think any of us should plan on quitting our day jobs to become poets.
Come on, RJB, "Nabobs only in losses!" is a great line.
fbaezer wrote:
Come on, RJB, "Nabobs only in losses!" is a great line.
I readily concede that I slept through most of my literature and creative writing courses, fb.
Oops, sorry for starting the craze.
jespah wrote:Oops, sorry for starting the craze.
Nah!, We boys jus' kiddin'
Winning, sometimes it comes natula
to the pancakes, my team's a spatula
What a day for Morneau.
So far he's 6 for 9, 6 runs, 3 homers and 9 RBIs.
I'm so glad jp is not playing against me!
(And what a day for the White Sox: 32 runs against... and it ain't over)
Congratulations to all of the A2K Fantasy Baseball All-Stars!
Caught Looking
The Boston Puppies
Sodom Salt Statues
Flapping Pancakes
Ticomaniacs
Rockhead's Revolvers
Rappin Rednecks
High Strung Hippies
Cycloteam
Nattering Nabobs
American League
Starters
Pos Player B/T
C Ivan Rodriguez, DET R/R
1B David Ortiz, BOS L/L
2B Placido Polanco, DET R/R
3B Alex Rodriguez, NYY R/R
SS Derek Jeter, NYY R/R
OF Vladimir Guerrero, LAA R/R
OF Magglio Ordonez, DET R/R
OF Ichiro Suzuki, SEA L/R
Pitchers
Pos Player B/T
P Josh Beckett, BOS R/R
P Dan Haren, OAK R/R
P Bobby Jenks, CWS R/R
P John Lackey, LAA R/R
P Gil Meche, KC R/R
P Jonathan Papelbon, BOS R/R
P J.J. Putz, SEA R/R
P Francisco Rodriguez, LAA R/R
P C.C. Sabathia, CLE L/L
P Johan Santana, MIN L/L
P Justin Verlander, DET R/R
Reserves
Pos Player B/T
C Victor Martinez, CLE S/R
C Jorge Posada, NYY S/R
1B Justin Morneau, MIN L/R
2B Brian Roberts, BAL S/R
SS Carlos Guillen, DET S/R
SS Michael Young, TEX R/R
3B Mike Lowell, BOS R/R
OF Carl Crawford, TB L/L
OF Torii Hunter, MIN R/R
OF Manny Ramirez, BOS R/R
OF Alex Rios, TOR R/R
OF Grady Sizemore, CLE L/L
Final Man
Pos Player B/T
P Hideki Okajima, BOS # L/L
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National League
Starters
Pos Player B/T
C Russell Martin, LAD R/R
1B Prince Fielder, MIL L/R
2B Chase Utley, PHI L/R
3B David Wright, NYM R/R
SS Jose Reyes, NYM S/R
OF Carlos Beltran, NYM S/R
OF Barry Bonds, SF L/L
OF Ken Griffey Jr, CIN L/L
Pitchers
Pos Player B/T
P Francisco Cordero, MIL R/R
P Brian Fuentes, COL º L/L
P Cole Hamels, PHI L/L
P Trevor Hoffman, SD R/R
P Roy Oswalt, HOU ª R/R
P Jake Peavy, SD R/R
P Brad Penny, LAD R/R
P Takashi Saito, LAD R/R
P Ben Sheets, MIL R/R
P John Smoltz, ATL º R/R
P Jose Valverde, ARI R/R
P Billy Wagner, NYM L/L
P Brandon Webb, ARI ª R/R
Reserves
Pos Player B/T
C Brian McCann, ATL L/R
1B Derrek Lee, CHC R/R
1B Albert Pujols, STL R/R
1B Dmitri Young, WSH S/R <-- free agent
2B Orlando Hudson, ARI S/R
2B Freddy Sanchez, PIT R/R
SS J.J. Hardy, MIL R/R
3B Miguel Cabrera, FLA R/R
OF Matt Holliday, COL R/R
OF Carlos Lee, HOU R/R
OF Aaron Rowand, PHI R/R
OF Alfonso Soriano, CHC R/R
Final Man
Pos Player B/T
P Chris Young, SD # R/R
I often bench my only All Star starter.
This is just getting embarrassing now... 52 games behind.
Amazingly, I'm 6/10 and I haven't touched my team in months.
Cycloptichorn
You beat the heck out of my last week... everytime I start to make my move I play you and drop back down again...
Hey, JP ... good to see you.
