squinney, I understand you're from Missouri.
Show me something.
Whhhhyyyy... I'll show ya umpin' alright. I'll show you the backside of that pitchfork if ya wanna keep this up.
And btw, t's Aunt Martha not Flo and I got me one of them too. She taught me well. Jerked a trucker outta his cab at was a tryin to nab a kid. Knocked 'im out cold, too, she did.
Now what was it you was a wantin' to see?
Oh, yeah, Mrs. Smith or Mr. Wesson. Which would ya like to see first?
I take it Bear is standing right behind you?
You've always been easy in the past.
Nah, she's prolly just PMSing.
EASY????
Why there was only one time as I woulda ever been consid...
Naw, that wuttin you, was it Gus?
Did it involve a bathtub? If so... yes, that was me.
And... thank you, you dear sweet woman.
Damn...must be period day in womenville.
I am safely behind a keyboard.
JLNobody wrote:Wear a metal jockstrap.
I thought that said a "meNtal jockstrap". That might be good too, though.
[quote="Lord Ellpus"]Also, if they're navigating and tell you to turn left, ignore the instruction and always turn in the direction that their finger is pointing.[/quote]
Have I told you the story, where I tell a friend to go left at the lights and he moves into the right lane?
When I repeated: LEFT! he said: O I forgot you're one of the women who know left from right!
Cyphercat, thanks. Funny I never THOUGHT of that.
OCCOM BILL wrote:Just remember that they don't really want to hear your opinion. They just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice.
LOL that was a good one bill!
silly men and their testosterone.
Come on wimmins.
Let them have a bit of fun. Sheeesh.
We dont always have to tease them
no teasing allowed on superbowl sunday...
Also known as SuperBallsSunday.
Or The Great American Testosterone Festival.
Eva wrote:Or The Great American Testosterone Festival.
Is that the same sort of event as our Spring Balls?
If a man says something in a forest,
and there's no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
Wait... ya'll actually talk to women?
