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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 10:57 am
Just apologize in advance. You're always wrong, they're always right.

Especially during Aunt Flo's visit to town.

Oh yea, never bring up the fact there's a slight chance their behavior somehow could be modified by Aunt Flo's visit, either. They don't like that suggestion.

That is all. Carry on.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 10:58 am
What???? Am I going to have to open a can of Whoop Ass on you?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 11:00 am
This will end badly...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 11:32 am
Also, if they're navigating and tell you to turn left, ignore the instruction and always turn in the direction that their finger is pointing.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 11:47 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Also, if they're navigating and tell you to turn left, ignore the instruction and always turn in the direction that their finger is pointing.

exactly
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 12:19 pm
Wear a metal jockstrap.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 12:23 pm
Just remember that they don't really want to hear your opinion. They just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice. Razz
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 12:24 pm
Slappy, it's not the size of the comment, it's how you say it.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 12:55 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Also, if they're navigating and tell you to turn left, ignore the instruction and always turn in the direction that their finger is pointing.


aaaaahahah
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:03 pm
LittleK, then why do women makes such large/long comments?

I hope I'm not in trouble just for having fun (checking to see if my cup is on straight).
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:34 pm
And we like to snuggle after sex.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:39 pm
Sometimes I wonder if men and women come from totally different planets.
Like, say, men are from Mars, and women are from, I don't know, Venus?

Oh my God, I just CAME UP WITH THAT ON THE SPOT!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:44 pm
I was speaking specifically to the pms commentary.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:49 pm
I would rather deal with legions of demons than a single woman with an attitude.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:56 pm
Us women?....we have feelings you know!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 01:58 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I would rather deal with legions of demons than a single woman with an attitude.


What about a married woman with an attitude?
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 02:15 pm
Typical man, stirs the sh*t and then sits back to watch the fury.








(just kidding BTW)
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 03:19 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
This will end badly...


It didn't start too well, either.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 04:04 pm
littlek wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I would rather deal with legions of demons than a single woman with an attitude.


What about a married woman with an attitude?


Will you be here all of the week, K?
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jan, 2007 04:07 pm
Try the fish...

(ba-da-boom)
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