Please don't ask me to stay late, as I'm still sick and this is making it tougher to recover. Unless, of course, you want me to give you my cold. I'll be happy to.
Please don't tell me what to do. (Suggestions are welcome.)
Please don't ask me for book recommendations and then once I recommend a book ask me what it's about and then ask for another recommendation and "what is that about..." into infinity.
Please don't make me have to pull this car over...
Please don't ask me for a roll in the hay if you are married.
Please don't tell me you love me just because I fixed your database.
Please don't step on my blue suede shoes, old boy.
<Ellpus has now left the building>
Please don't put words in my mouth.
Don't lie to me! (No please.)
Please don't look at me with puppy-dog expectant eyes. Unless, of course, you are a puppy-dog, or a dog, in which case the look will be more than acceptable. Tail-wagging welcomed as well.
