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Sat 27 Jan, 2007 06:33 pm
Here's your chance to air out your petty grievances with all things you find annoying in the world. So,
Please don't make me listen to A Prairie Home Companion.
Please don't make me train the new guy anymore.
Please don't let me stand behind someone on the checkout like who has bought out half the store, pays by check, and decides at the end of his transaction, that he forgot to get something.
Please don't make me slap your lips around on the back of your head.
Please don't change your plans when I've built my day around your plans.
Please don't bring any more home-made cookies to the office for me.
Please don't play air guitar.
Please don't make me forget to buy new curtains.
I know this marks me as Ancient:
Please don't carry the pen away from the telephone.
Please don't forget that if you can't say something nice you shouldn't say anything at all.
Please don't ask for any more changes once you've approved something.
(grrrrrrrrr)
Please don't complain more than once every two hours.
Please don't ask me if the Vegetarian Pizza is meat-free again!
what's wrong with air-guitar?
What's wrong with air guitar? It's just one of those things that gets under my skin.
Please don't get teary when you listen to the marching band.
(to my health insurance...)
Please do not ask me again whether my surgery from 2 and a half years ago was work related....especially when I thought I had straightened this out 2 years ago when you asked me repeatedly, got the answer "no!" each time and then asked again until I called and yelled. You're back? You're asking again? Wha duh?
oh, and
Please don't ask my opinion if you don't want it...
Please do not ask me to quit playing air guitar when I ask you whether your surgery from 2 and a half years ago was work related
Please do not play air guitar even if I am in the other room, or in another country. I sense you strumming the fictitious strings, and I ask myself, please don't be mean and tell this person they look like an idiot.
Please don't keep asking us to "pick up the pace" so we can get 2 days ahead on this project -- we're already 3 days ahead. All being a week ahead means is that you will get a big bonus and since we're temporary for this project, we will get a week less work.
Ha!
I think we can add....
Please don't underestimate the intelligence of the temps.
Stumble It!
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