K-Cobra kills rat snake (why India needs 2'nd Ammendment)

dyslexia wrote:

nimh wrote:
old europe wrote:

Whom would Jesus shoot next?

He'd have taught them a lesson / with his own Smith & Wesson / Cause thats what Jesus would shoot

Winchester

You shoulda clicked the link, Dys

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boomerang wrote:

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cobra killing pussy.

Yeah, "cold dead pussy" somehow wouldnt have cut it...

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dadpad wrote:

now we're talking by god. And give me a 40 oz. King Cobra please, and twist me up a chronic....

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That youtube video is fab...

I really love the big finish: "Your truck-lovin', liquor cravin', gun totin', flag-wavin' Jesus" Laughing

And Jesus is damn sexy with his shirt off, too-- as he should be.

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dadpad wrote:

Boomer you baaaaaaaad Naaaasty girl.

LAY DOWN, I THINK i LOVE YOU

She is surely not just a pretty blue face, is she?

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Jesus died basically because he was bad for business, there being an entire tribe (Levites) of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakers about at the time. The guy was real enough, but you have to read it in his own words in the NT, and not in religions.

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nimh wrote:

boomerang wrote:
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cobra killing pussy.

Yeah, "cold dead pussy" somehow wouldnt have cut it...

Maybe it's merely that grin next to every post of yours, but somehow I get the feeling that you are not just talking about cats and weaponry, nimh.

Is there a deeper meaning hidden in your words, Dutchman?

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The guy was real enough, but you have to read it in his own words in the NT, and not in religions.

"His own words, as reported by guys who never knew him, and later by guys who, interpreting "His words" wanted to embellish them a bit more so that their religions NT would be " even more specially miraculous"

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[quote="gungasnake"]Jesus died basically because he was bad for business, there being an entire tribe (Levites) of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakers about at the time. The guy was real enough, but you have to read it in his own words in the NT, and not in religions.[/quote]

I can't believe it. I agree with gunga on something 100%. I have always maintained that Jesus was killed because He was screwing around with the bottom line.

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farmerman wrote:

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The guy was real enough, but you have to read it in his own words in the NT, and not in religions.

"His own words, as reported by guys who never knew him, and later by guys who, interpreting "His words" wanted to embellish them a bit more so that their religions NT would be " even more specially miraculous"

Interpreted umpteem times before King James, let alone the NT.

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OCCOM BILL wrote:

farmerman wrote:
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The guy was real enough, but you have to read it in his own words in the NT, and not in religions.

"His own words, as reported by guys who never knew him, and later by guys who, interpreting "His words" wanted to embellish them a bit more so that their religions NT would be " even more specially miraculous"
Interpreted umpteem times before King James, let alone the NT.

Jesus came to this Earth with a message which was concerned with right conduct and with man's relationship to the realm of spirits. The message was correct, which is why people still worship him 2000 years later despite not having seen him since then. Whether he ever walked on water, fed a city with one fish, or was the son of God or the son of a carpenter is fairly irrelevant in my estimation.

Other than that, the gun he'd be carrying (the original question here) would be this:

http://www.wildwestguns.com/CoPilot_And_Guide_Rifles/bigcopilotred.jpg

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Gunga, never change; You're stupidity is priceless and provides immense entertainment to those who have the capacity to reason.

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Who would Jesus kill?

or

What would Jesus kill?

Really, I'm serious.

Which one of his Father's creations would he take out first?

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dyslexia wrote:

Gunga, never change; You're stupidity is priceless and provides immense entertainment to those who have the capacity to reason.

The psychiatric community is actually making progress with delusions of coolness such as you suffer from. Hang in there...

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boomerang wrote:

Which one of his Father's creations would he take out first?

The gun in the picture is meant for large bears and caribou. If you're going to feed a multitude, you need to think big.

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Man, have you any idea of the insanity of what you are saying?

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snood wrote:

Man, have you any idea of the insanity of what you are saying?

You'd promised to ignore my postings. Ah well.....

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Other than that, the gun he'd be carrying (the original question here) would be this:

. A gun with a Corian stock , looks more like a kitchen appliabce.
SOmehow I think that gunga is just yanking our collective chains. We musr respond in an equally lighthearted spirit. No need to call attention to critical care and medications and stuff.

I believe that Jesus, would carry an el Lupe, a nice sawed off 12 gage riot double barrel, open choke. This would get to them pharisees and sweep the floors with chunks of the money changers.

Jesus would also drive a Big Dog.

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gungasnake wrote:

snood wrote:
Man, have you any idea of the insanity of what you are saying?

You'd promised to ignore my postings. Ah well.....

Since LSM apparently left, I'd decided to remove the 'ignore' check from your avatar, as well. I figured I'd start over - give you and cjhsa and Finn and Tico, etc, the benefit of the doubt. I only had two people on 'ignore' - you and LSM.

And anyway - your mixing images of Jesus and weaponry isn't disgustingly racist or incredibly stupid and lowbrow, like others of your posts that had me ignoring you before.

It's just flat out crazy, man. I mean, nuts - like, does-this-guy-have-a-firm-grip-on-what-planet-he's-on, nuts.

Ya see nimrod, Jesus is the prince of peace. He is the original nonviolent icon. He is the guy who wants you to pray for enemies and return forgiveness for insult and persecution. For you to be picking out some nifty firearm and saying "Hyuk, hyuk - dis here is duh one whut Jesus woulda shot with" really highlights some scary cracks in your mental makeup.

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farmerman wrote:

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Other than that, the gun he'd be carrying (the original question here) would be this:

. A gun with a Corian stock , looks more like a kitchen appliabce.
SOmehow I think that gunga is just yanking our collective chains. We musr respond in an equally lighthearted spirit. No need to call attention to critical care and medications and stuff.

I believe that Jesus, would carry an el Lupe, a nice sawed off 12 gage riot double barrel, open choke. This would get to them pharisees and sweep the floors with chunks of the money changers.

Jesus would also drive a Big Dog.

I thought he drove Gadarene Swine?

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