K-Cobra kills rat snake (why India needs 2'nd Ammendment)

Ever hear of cats, Gunga? They're much better at catching rats than you are at shooting them. You don't have to buy bullets for them. They never shoot the baby by mistake. And they're considerably cuter than you are too. Trust me on that.

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King cobras get to nearly 20' long. I have two cats and no way in hell would I let either one of them go out after a king cobra without packing heat.

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I would pay money to watch Gungasnake go after a king cobra while packing heat. I'd even allow him full auto.

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Cobras or king cobras, ideal would be some sort of a short-barrelled version of a goose gun, either 10 or 12 guage.

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I'm sure gungasnake has fulfilled his patriotic duty as a citizen of the United States of America and shot quite a number of king cobras, to protect the American rat snake, which in turn can eliminate the rat population of whole states....

Terrific.

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I find the gunga logic precious.

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human: I see yer carryin a 20 gage shotgun in town. Is there a reason?

gunga-Its fer shootin king cobras

human: I dont see any king cobras around

gunga:see how good this ere gun is??

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gungasnake wrote:

King cobras get to nearly 20' long. I have two cats and no way in hell would I let either one of them go out after a king cobra without packing heat.

Your cats carry firearms?

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Now, now, ebrown. Apparently, you're not taking this matter very serious. Let me tell you: it is a matter of great concern!

The population of the United States would already be seriously decimated by various rat-transmitted diseases, were it not for the effort of brave, god-fearing, patriotic human beings like gungasnake.

Maybe you should take a step back, ebrown, and ask yourself:

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/uploaded_images/jesus-with-rifle-shelleytherepublican-704995.jpg

Whom would Jesus shoot next?

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old europe wrote:

Whom would Jesus shoot next?

He'd have taught them a lesson / with his own Smith & Wesson / Cause thats what Jesus would shoot

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I think Gunga means his CATS would have to have guns before he would let them go after a king cobra.

Now...THAT would be a sight.

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My cats would just poop on the thing. Their butts are weapons, I tell ya.

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nimh wrote:

old europe wrote:

Whom would Jesus shoot next?

He'd have taught them a lesson / with his own Smith & Wesson / Cause thats what Jesus would shoot

Winchester

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Cobra, schmobra

http://www.realradriding.com.au/images/machine_gun_cat.gif

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OCCOM BILL wrote:

You got it.

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gungasnake wrote:

OCCOM BILL wrote:

You got it.

It takes a village to raise an idiot, in our case, it takes an a2k village to be entertained by gunga. "hey gunga why is your ceiling full of holes that leak when it rains?
Well, gunga says, "there were flies on the ceiling and I could only reach my shotgun."

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