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Chicken Fat and Coffee

 
 
Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:15 pm
The wife and I often sit before the TV and watch Deal or No Deal, while drinking great mugs of hot coffee, made with chicken fat and a touch of chicory. The dogs too are addicted. We allow them to lick the pot clean before we make any more. We tried giving some to the parakeet, but it died before we could determine if it loved the concoction as much as the rest of us. I'm keeping it in the fridge until I can contact someone to get it stuffed. It (the coffee) is especially good with Fiddle-Faddle and/or Dutch Masters Cigars.
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:21 pm
Personally, I think chicken grease need a quick swipe of coca cola.
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Tico
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:35 pm
I knew that I shouldn't open this thread ....

Razz
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:52 pm
Laughing
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 07:14 pm
plus, I misspelled 'needs'.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2016 09:30 am
Don't know why this thread never took off.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2016 11:01 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Don't know why this thread never took off.

Are you secretly a writer for The Onion?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2016 11:04 am
@tsarstepan,
No. My inspiration for comedy comes and goes. I could never do a consistent series of presentations.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2016 12:54 pm
@edgarblythe,
Well, that's funny!
(kidding)

Mine too. Sometimes I'm being droll or word-playing and people take me seriously.
Wasseene37
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2016 06:11 am
@ossobuco,
haha, thank you :-D
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2016 08:49 am
@edgarblythe,
Back in 2006 you shoulda sed SCHMALTZ. Then, oy, wed be sending recipes for bettah coffee you couldn believe.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2016 09:30 am
@farmerman,
I am not creative along those lines.
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Cheers2You
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2016 12:16 am
@edgarblythe,
Uhm...what? Whoa whoa, please elaborate. How do you make it? What does it taste like? Details please!
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2016 02:06 am
I know that schmaltz improves the taste of many foods. But coffee???!!! Thud. Feh.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2016 04:58 am
It was a pathetic attempt at humor on my part. Once again. Neutral
ginagreen
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2017 02:28 am
@edgarblythe,
Sometimes it's fine to enjoy it, but "often" it's not so well, while you can travel together with your wife or go for a walk in the park.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2017 03:01 am
@edgarblythe,
Maybe the thread aint popular but its still around. SOOOO, Ill just add something I heqrd today from hassan Minhaj (He does commentary on the Daily SHow).
He started "stand up comedy" from a background in Debate and public peaking. He realized that stand up is just someone making an argument but using humor to do it. All these years and I nver thought of that relationship. Somebody give me a duhhhh.

We are shearing the rest of the sheep today so I have to rise early and get em in the paddock and put up channels nd squeezes. Its gonna be really hot so earlier the better.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2017 03:02 am
@ginagreen,
And a decade later, I bet that poor parakeet is still languishing in the refrigerator, waiting to be stuffed.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2017 04:26 am
What can I say? I'm a fun guy once you know me better. Ask my dog Rocky. He is amused with anything I do.
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ekename
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2017 04:36 am
Pluck the parakeet I'm sheepish.

 

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