Feeling the Pressure..

I, like Bill, clicked on "Heatherbadfun" and ended up sending the wench a letter.

I didn't want to do that.

Now I'm probably going to get arrested for the **** I said.

Thanks, Chai. I owe you.

I figured it would connect you to a porn site or something.

Yes, I'm feeling so much better with my new name, thanks.

Adult toy store. Perhaps she's a clever spammer. Or perhaps she really doesn't mind being single. :wink:

You know what?
I was on Amazon today trying to buy stuff for a gift basket.

Did you know that Amazon sells Ben Wa balls?

They also sell this stuff called Penisilan, a soothing cream for men to use after extended intercourse.

I swear to god I was only looking for a nice neck pillow and sleep mask, and maybe a white noise machine. You know, for a "sweet dreams" gift basket.

What, no butt beads?... Maybe they were sold out.