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If you was to shoot a brown skinned man for stealing a veg

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 08:47 pm
I suspect some of those brown skinned people are actually Afghani or Iraqi terrorists. They are known for stealing veggies, cukes in particular. If you shoot them you become a national hero and are awarded medals.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 21 Dec, 2006 09:27 pm
I'sa sorry masa'h sorry indeed

i'sa jus' try'in to feed me young'ns masa'h

honest mas'ah
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:15 am
Shaddup or get 40 lashes.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:29 am
I'd have to use the only weapon I've got handy, which is an old 34" aluminum softball bat.

But, as I don't care much for cukes and am too lazy to pickle them myself (I do like pickles), he'd have my blessing in absconding with the horrid thing. Just so long as he's not after my sammich.
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:44 am
Oh hell - not the sammich.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:46 am
Well, this is all very nice, but what did dys' post mean?
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:52 am
His idea of a humorous swipe at bigotted, "might makes right" mentalities?
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:58 am
I'd shoot the cucumber with a Colt 44.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:58 am
I 'spect it's about lonestar's repeated references to owning handguns and shooting to kill because she lives close to Mexico.






I'm starting to think she's somebody's stab at a Borat-esque character. Mebbe someone who's so naive about the human character that they think the character is an absurdly overdrawn Texan...
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 01:36 am
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 01:45 am
Laughing

This thread is an education.
I'm learning so much!

Please continue!
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:20 am
NickFun wrote:
By "brown" do you mean black, Arab, Indian or Filipino?


And, what about Italians? They aint white.

(To answer the question, I'd offer him a second cucumber and maybe some bread to make his own sammich'.)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:23 am
squinney wrote:
NickFun wrote:
By "brown" do you mean black, Arab, Indian or Filipino?


And, what about Italians? They aint white.

(To answer the question, I'd offer him a second cucumber and maybe some bread to make his own sammich'.)

Indeed
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:26 am
dys - you're up awful early. Ya watchin the garden?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:29 am
squinney wrote:
dys - you're up awful early. Ya watchin the garden?

The garden is frozen, I'm sitting in front of the heater, thinking about your boobs.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:31 am
poor guy, ya need some milk ?
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:36 am
Well, um, I guess that's some thinkin' that would keep ya warm.





Embarrassed

Sudden realization! Did I leave the live cam on again?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:38 am
Mind over matter dys. You can do it, what ever it is.
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Borat Sister
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 07:03 am
patiodog wrote:
I 'spect it's about lonestar's repeated references to owning handguns and shooting to kill because she lives close to Mexico.






I'm starting to think she's somebody's stab at a Borat-esque character. Mebbe someone who's so naive about the human character that they think the character is an absurdly overdrawn Texan...



Hey! Only room one Borat-esque character here.


Lone Madam get more than she barter for if she try be better whore than Borat Sister.

What mean "Borat-esque"?
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 07:04 am
I've had "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" stuck in my head for the past week.

Today, it has taken on a whole new meaning.
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