Why interact with people in a proper manner when you have a hotline to the Holy One themselves?
cavfancier wrote:Why interact with people in a proper manner when you have a hotline to the Holy One themselves?
Maybe to avoid long distance charges ??
I have a spiritual question for the doc...is God on dial-up or broadband? See, I have this friend with some really great deals....and what a contract to land!
Nah mate - god is on wireless connections now !!!
Hmm, picked up by those creepy tinfoil helmets I presume...
And, the last word on this is, PENGUINS.
(heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . . )
dlowan uses only the latest technology for reception--rabbit ears--tin foil attacted to one ear.
I didn't know this was gonna be a fun and games thread. I purposely avoided it because it seemed directed at only Christians.
the non-christians have segued this off into fun land.
No - They had lots of fun during the inqisition and witch trials.
how does that inquisition song go?
The Inquisition da da daaa?
The Inquisition somethin somethin somethinnnn
From the text of the Spanish Inquisition sketch:
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again
Think of it. Without the Inquisition and the Salem Witch trials, kids could finish their history course a couple of days sooner. So not only did the Christians have their fun at the time, the fun and games are handed down to school children in perpetuity. Now THAT'S making a difference!
no set, I meant the Mel Brooks Inquisition song, not Cardinal Biggles and THE COMFY CHAIR . although, what you present is a true classic
hey, anybody see souldoc ?
I have a sneaking suspicion that he realized that he had stumbled into a den of sinners, much too far gone to be saved!
'K, no problem . . .
The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
