Yes, Gus, we get "page 3" in our Sun "newspaper", and after a while, the male reader doesn't even look at the picture there, preferring to skip right on to the vital and groundbreaking news stories that cover the other pages.
Stories such as the part time, voluntary policeman (hobby bobbies, as they are known) who went for a sex change and lost his job as a consequence. He appealed, won, got his job back, recommenced his/now her career as a WPC (woman police constable) and the Sun ran the whole story the very next day......
Under the highbrow headline of
"NO KNOBBY HOBBY BOBBY KEEPS JOBBY"
Yep, whenever I browse through the Sun, I just tend to ignore page 3 and read the news. Page 3 has little or no effect on me.
I merely open the first page, see the full page picture of the young beauty on page 3 with those pert, upward pointing, perfectly ripe little peaches, both staring out at me.....staring....upward... both.....
Where was I?
www.thesun.co.uk