Ticomaya wrote:Well, I haven't measured, but I can tell you this ...
... mine is so big it gratuated a year ahead of me ...
... it's used at parties as a limbo pole ...
... I once entered a size contest and came in First, Second, and Third ...
... is this thing on?
but is it as big as your cigar? (no offense Monte Cargo)
Butrflynet wrote:I've got a new "penis" I'd like him to try on for size. I'm sure he'd have an immediate understanding of why some women don't let him all the way in. :wink:
keep it in the nightstand do you?
I remember the time I came home from the county fair with the 25 lb turkey and when I told squinney I won it in the big dick contest she got on to me saying "Good Lord Bear did you pull that out in front of everyone"?
I assured her I did not, just enough to win the turkey.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Butrflynet wrote:I've got a new "penis" I'd like him to try on for size. I'm sure he'd have an immediate understanding of why some women don't let him all the way in. :wink:
keep it in the nightstand do you?
Hell no, that would be inconvenient! :wink:
Quote:Particularly this new one gives me a lot of hassles.
I took that to mean new girlfriend. HA
not new penis
Geez, now I have to be embarrassed I once lived on Windward Avenue?
And, furthermore, does embarrassed really have two rs and two esses?
I understood it that way too, Shewolf.
Size is not the measure of the man..
martybarker wrote:Is this guy for real? I think someone should turn this into a poll...How many men measure their penis'? And is the measurement accurate or a fish story?
marty, marty, marty.
every single man in the world has measured his penis.
If they say otherwise, they're lying and they know it.
Marty I measured mine but only cause a gf made me. Wanna know?
I am hung like a can of Pepsi.
Also, I'm a huge liar.
I don't think it's the size but how you use it!
Thanks happycat you bad lil cat.
Do you have a magnifying glass handy?
heh....
im gonna jump on the opposite wagon.
size does matter.
a small penis is a small penis no matter what.
if it doesnt give a stretch, I dont care how acrobatic you are it is still like cleaning a wine glass with a swab.
when I say small i mean 3 inches long? maybe an inch wide?
yeah.. Im talking SMALL
Methinks too that the original poster was not serious. Since, as far as I know, over 80% of all men have a penis length close to 6 inches (with African males slightly above and Asian males slightly below) and since, as far as I know, all men are very aware of this fact, the poster introducing an 8,5 inch long apparatus as "not small but OK" is either boastful or wishful thinking.
And should he be serious, then his not understanding why his bedmates have a problem with him pounding their innards out makes one wonder. My solution to his problem: buy a donkey (a female donkey) and it had better be a docile one. And if pets are not allowed where you live, a large supply of pumpkins of canteloupes may also serve to alleviate your penetrating needs (and they certainly are docile!).
