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Mon 11 Dec, 2006 03:13 am
Hi
I'm not sure if this is right to bring this up here.
I have always had problems with the women i have been with because of my penis size.
Although I'm not huge, they alwyas complain. it's 8.5 inches which is not small but Ok i think. Particularly this new one gives me a lot of hassles. she puts her hand in fron of my belly and doesn't let me go all the way through. it's a turn off. men know what i'm talking about.
I was alwys thinking women like big ones but it has always worked against me. What can I do?
Best bet would be to go back to the fetish websites that are stuck in your computer's cache and contemplate the perils of HIV vs AIDS.
i don't watch porn. i'm a pragmatist. don't do things if i can't get something concrete out of it.
its a escort site.
i had a test. its NEGATIVE
8.5 OMG! Get her some Vicodin for the pain afterwards or maybe she can take it before.
Avoid the petites, go for the gusto...a big legged woman might have no soul...but they got plenty of everything else.
Is this guy for real? I think someone should turn this into a poll...How many men measure their penis'? And is the measurement accurate or a fish story?
martybarker wrote:Is this guy for real? I think someone should turn this into a poll...How many men measure their penis'? And is the measurement accurate or a fish story?
Unfortunately probably real. It doesn't really take all kinds but we got them anyway.
This is the first post I've seen a post complaining about a new penis.
Well, I haven't measured, but I can tell you this ...
... mine is so big it gratuated a year ahead of me ...
... it's used at parties as a limbo pole ...
... I once entered a size contest and came in First, Second, and Third ...
... is this thing on?
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Badum-bump
Just how big is a banana?
ebrown_p wrote:This is the first post I've seen a post complaining about a new penis.
That's how I read it at first too.
do I even want to question "new penis"?
martybarker wrote:Just how big is a banana?
About the size of a small willy.
I've got a new "penis" I'd like him to try on for size. I'm sure he'd have an immediate understanding of why some women don't let him all the way in. :wink:
Lord Ellpus wrote:martybarker wrote:Just how big is a banana?
About the size of a small willy.
So does that mean if it looks like someone has a banana in his pocket he's not all that glad to see me?
It does if you're sizing up Lord Ellpus.
caribou wrote:do I even want to question "new penis"?
that might be where Roxx's went..
martybarker wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:martybarker wrote:Just how big is a banana?
About the size of a small willy.
So does that mean if it looks like someone has a banana in his pocket he's not all that glad to see me?
No, it just means he's probably from the Windward Isles.
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