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Tue 28 Nov, 2006 11:50 am
I just wanted you folks to know that i deplore any military conflict, especially if a conservative or Republican supports the effort. Politically, i am pretty far left and political correctness rules supreme. Personal morality here always trumps loyalty to the nation and the values of our ancestors as far as i'm concerned.
I want Islamic law established in small towns all over America, and i want all our best jobs to go to illegal immigrants. I want a monument built to the September 11th hijackers, and i want us to pull out of Iraq, and i want us to just leave all the troops behind--just abandon them.
Of course, as always, i want every woman to have an abortion, at least annually, whether she needs it or not, and all Christians are to be divorced by decree, and be forced to marry a member of the same gender.
Cats and dogs will be required to live together.
That's what being a liberal is all about.
Did i leave anything out?
Don't forget that you want a total gun ban, ebonics taught instead of English, and to replace the American flag with the peace sign.
Good points, all . . . let's hope we get some more help to assure that we don't leave anything out . . .
You are forced to grow a beard immediately....
Cycloptichorn
Ah, yes. We also must take all the money from the rich, and give it to the poor, immediately.
Fortunately, the rich will then be poor and will receive their money back, so it works out well for everyone in the end.
Also, 'don't ask-don't tell' must be immediately replaced with 'please ask, and I'll tell you that I'm also Gay, you sweaty hunk of Seargent meat.' Heterosexual marriages will be abolished immediately to make room for enforced homosexual frolicking as the Gay Agenda is brought to fruition.
Cycloptichorn
Thanks, Boss. We need to make sure we implement the agenda properly.
Cycloptichorn wrote:You are forced to grow a beard immediately....
Cycloptichorn
I see my point has already been made. Well then. That's a platform, I'd say.
You are in favor of the legal use and possession of marijuana and other "recreational" drugs, because after all, if it feels good it must be good for you.
Good one, Tico. But actually, we are in favor of forcing minor children to use marijuana in schools. This activity is to replace the moment of silence.
Well, yes, of course - I would have added that, but it is a bit difficult to name all those things you are used to since ages.
Kind of like potato chips, cream cheese and pork rinds.
Freeduck wrote:...replace the American flag with the peace sign
That would be so FAR OUT!!
And umm...I know you mentioned enforcing same-sex marriages, but then who marries the animals?
Shouldn't everyone be legally required to have multiple spouses, including at least one minor (preferably of close blood relation), and one quadruped?
But wait a minute . . . birds is only got two peds--does that mean nobody marries the birds?
Marriage is for the birds.
Freeduck wrote:Marriage is for the birds.
So what, now
only birds get married? Well, I guess letting a duck make the rules isn't such a hot idea...
Well, better the duck than the pussy....
A random "Dixie Chick" will be superimposed over John Wayne in each of his films, the voice over {dubbing} will be performed by....well, the gayest man found alive.
Karl Marx will replace Washington on the dollar, quarter...and so forth.
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