Very thoughtful as usual.
Bear should go celibate to be truly deviant.
One question, Bear.......the word "wnat" in your thread title seems familiar. Is it the Innuit word for "happen" ?
Another question, Bear. By I-want-to-be-a-sexual-deviant do you mean that you want to BECOME a sexual deviant or do you mean that you want to REMAIN a sexual deviant. That's not clear.
Instead of animals perhaps Bear should develop a fetish for inanimate objects. "Man, that knothole is sure sexy". This would deliver him away from the "mainstream" sexual deviants.
You should have created a poll.
If I had to pick, I'd go with a Golden Retriever. Long flowing hair, gentle, and very submissive.
Of course, you mentioned homosexuality, and if you combined the two to do a homo-beastiality experiment, how could you go wrong with a horse?
What was that poem we read in high school, about a woman doing it with a "roan stallion"?
Don't pick a cat. Go for a horse, just not a cat.
Monogamy is pretty freaky, too. It's my personal favorite, as far as sexual deviancy goes.
DrewDad wrote:Monogamy is pretty freaky, too. It's my personal favorite, as far as sexual deviancy goes.
That's too weird for me. Like having tuna sandwiches every day for life.
NickFun wrote:DrewDad wrote:Monogamy is pretty freaky, too. It's my personal favorite, as far as sexual deviancy goes.
That's too weird for me. Like having tuna sandwiches every day for life.
I agree. What is wrong with variety?
NickFun wrote:DrewDad wrote:Monogamy is pretty freaky, too. It's my personal favorite, as far as sexual deviancy goes.
That's too weird for me. Like having tuna sandwiches every day for life.
More like a cat having tuna sandwiches every day for life....
Tuna salad sandwich every day? Throw in some fried eggs and I'd be most content.
By the way, true deviation from the actual behavioral statistical norm would be monogamous sex in bed missionary style. Everyone should do that once in a while just to feel wierd.
koala are pretty good value. Although climbing a tree to engage can be quite a challenge this is ofset by the lingering afterscent of eucalyptus.
With emu you need to be able to run, those mothers are quick!
Roos will do it with anyone but its interesting to put your hand in her pouch and play with her nipples. Also they do have that bouncing motion going on and the tail is good for grip.
Hey Dadpad, that's disgusting. We're here just to have fun, but your filthy contribution got me all worked up.
I think Bear should simply ask Squinny for a blow job. That should calm him down for at least a half hour.
