Romney Spending Cutbacks in Mass backfires

In order to make spending cutbacks in Mass, Romney fires experienced state troopers and replaces them with wild turkeys. This was supposed to also assist in the ever growing overpopulation of wild turkeys in the area. Unfortunately, Romney's timing was off as these new positions were filled just prior to the Thanksgiving holiday and thus increasing the price of turkeys and costing the taxpayers of Mass millions of dollars above the budget.

Here is one recently hired cadet at his graduation.