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" He Who Hesitates Is Lost "

 
 
lezzles
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 08:24 pm
Re: " He Who Hesitates Is Lost "
OmSigDAVID wrote:

...Auto dealer Greg "Lumpy" Lambert, a Knox County commissioner,
said a young man walked onto his sales lot Saturday and was determined
to buy a 2005 Ford Focus...


(Doesn't sound like a robbery so far.)

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...Lambert said he became suspicious during the test drive when the man didn't want to haggle over price or even ask for a mechanical inspection...


(yep, that signifies someone who is 'determined')

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...Presented with the sales paperwork, the man pulled a .25-caliber handgun from his pocket, apparently to rob him, the commissioner said...


(Why? Maybe the young man felt threatened and was just exercising his god-given right to pull a gun on someone)

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...Lambert, a National Rifle Association member who has a ball cap from the group and has offered free rifles with car purchases in the past, was ready with his own .380-caliber pistol...


(Sounds like the young man was aware of this and was merely showing his old handgun to see if it would be any good as a trade-in on a bigger and better one)

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...Lambert acknowledged the suspect never asked for money or made demands...


(You sure they arrested the right man?)
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 09:28 pm
Re: " He Who Hesitates Is Lost "
lezzles wrote:
OmSigDAVID wrote:

...Auto dealer Greg "Lumpy" Lambert, a Knox County commissioner,
said a young man walked onto his sales lot Saturday and was determined
to buy a 2005 Ford Focus...


(Doesn't sound like a robbery so far.)

Quote:
...Lambert said he became suspicious during the test drive when the man didn't want to haggle over price or even ask for a mechanical inspection...


(yep, that signifies someone who is 'determined')

Quote:
...Presented with the sales paperwork, the man pulled a .25-caliber handgun from his pocket, apparently to rob him, the commissioner said...


(Why? Maybe the young man felt threatened and was just exercising his god-given right to pull a gun on someone)

Quote:
...Lambert, a National Rifle Association member who has a ball cap from the group and has offered free rifles with car purchases in the past, was ready with his own .380-caliber pistol...


(Sounds like the young man was aware of this and was merely showing his old handgun to see if it would be any good as a trade-in on a bigger and better one)
Yes; admittedly, a .25 automatic
did not have much stopping power.


However, maybe down in Austrailia,
under the OPPOSITE side of the World,
the laws of physics might be backward,
so that .25 caliber pistols are MORE powerful there
than bigger calibers.

Quote:
...Lambert acknowledged the suspect never asked for money or made demands...


(You sure they arrested the right man?)
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lezzles
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 09:50 pm
How many brothers do you have named Darryl?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 10:04 pm
Only my sisters r named Daryl.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 10:06 pm
Can they run faster than you?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 10:23 pm
if thay r going in the rong direction
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lezzles
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 10:27 pm
Guess they're not virgins, in that case.

Why do you have long red fingernails?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 10:41 pm
lezzles wrote:
Guess they're not virgins, in that case.

I have not checked.

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Why do you have long red fingernails?

I give up:
Y do I have long red fingernails ?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 11:29 am
farmerman wrote:
speakin of dick, I hear that you were sporting wood this fine e'en


squinney braggin' again?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 04:09 pm
farmerman wrote:
I guess I am to assume that, in your mind, youve made a point ,
the logic of which stops all debate?

Did I say that ?
My love of the 2nd Amendment does not imply
any lack of support for the First Amendment.

The whole purpose of the forum
is exchange of vu, as far as I understand it.




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Sorry pal, I just see a dumb but lucky used car salesman, and another, a victim of a carjacking ,
the story of which had nothing in common with the Lumpian saga.
A big mistake would have been for the gradually stripping guy to attack a gun wielding driver.

Maybe; I have made no judgment on that matter.
It seems to me that the result of a struggle is never predictable.


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Theres the element of too much luck in all your stories OSD.

That 's the nature of life on Earth, Farmer.

When u plant a crop do u KNOW, with certainty, how it will turn out ?
I believe that we all play the odds,
according to our best judgment, at the time that we decide what to do.


David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 04:14 pm
Let the record indicate that all of my sisters r named Daryl.
Let it further indicate that I have no sisters.
David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 04:55 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I wonder if cj or omsig have ever been shot or shot anyone? they sem to have a hard on for it.

I have been shot at, without contact.

Mostly, what I have in mind, is preservation
of PERSONAL FREEDOM of self-defense,
meaning that government shud take no hand
in sabotaging a citizen 's efforts at defense
from the violent depredations of criminals or of animals.

This is a philosophy of rugged INDIVIDUALISM,
based upon self-reliance, and keeping our hireling government on a short leash.
It de-emphasizes society, to the glory of the individual citizen.
It implies a choice between libertarian individualism on one side,
and a Eurpoean flavor authoritarian collectivism on the other,
wherein the individual is held in subjection by the collective,
by society, thru its henchman: government.

I opt for personal freedom;
I encourage
my fellow citizens to join my philosophy



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I wonder if they know what it smells like or how it burns......
because I can't imagine someones dick getting hard about it like theirs does....

Bear, I have attended many meetings of citizens
in political support of their rights to self-defense
and of the freedom of immediate access to the equipment
that is necessary for the exercise of that right.
During those meetings, over many decades,
I have never heard anyone attribute sexual emotions
to exercise of the right to self-defense.
When I was shot at, I found it mildly humorous;
I cud not help but remember Winston Churchill.

The only people who have raised any question about that
have been people who oppose freedom of self-defense.

I support sexual freedom,
the same as I support the freedom to choose the most flavorful foods to eat,
but neither is related to the right of self-defense,
neither in theory, nor in practice.

The point of self-defense is the defeat of your violent enemy ( human or not )
who endeavors to prey upon u,
and toward that goal, neither the burning nor the smell is important.
David


I might add that I have never heard any soldier, of any army of any century,
nor any police ever describe successful targeting of a violent enemy,
in sexual terms; ONLY anti-gun folks express themselves that way,
assuming that to be the case, with no evidence thereof.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 05:45 pm
Last night my girlfriend and I had an argument. Of course, I won because I was holding the gun. Now she's locked away in my closet. Don't leave home or even BE home without something that will always prove you right!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 06:30 pm
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I might add that I have never heard any soldier, of any army of any century,
nor any police ever describe successful targeting of a violent enemy,
in sexual terms;



Aparently youve led a very sheltered life.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 12:29 am
NickFun wrote:
Last night my girlfriend and I had an argument. Of course, I won because I was holding the gun. Now she's locked away in my closet. Don't leave home or even BE home without something that will always prove you right!

Thay used to say that: " might makes right. "

I never accepted that filosofy.
David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 12:33 am
farmerman wrote:
Quote:
I might add that I have never heard any soldier, of any army of any century,
nor any police ever describe successful targeting of a violent enemy,
in sexual terms;



Aparently youve led a very sheltered life.

OK, will u enlighten us ?

Have YOU ever heard of a soldier
or a police officer tell of becoming sexually aroused
by shooting a bad guy, Farmer ?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 05:12 am
This is actually what you said.
Quote:
I might add that I have never heard any soldier, of any army of any century,
nor any police ever describe successful targeting of a violent enemy,
in sexual terms
. There ws never any mentioning in your original statement of becoming "sexually aroused".I believe your just trying to change the premise cause youknow youre all wet.

Yes, Ive heard soldiers refer to targeting, weapons, tactics, etc in sexual terms quite often. Thats why Im amazed that you deny these occurences. Either, as I said before, you live in a "Bubble boy" environment, or youre just fond of prevarication

Ever hear of a "cluster F**k"? The etymology of that phrase is military.
"I can shoot his dick off at 300 yds" was a common boast among our marine escorts when asked about how good they were.

The use of sexual and scatological references is as common in the military and law enforcement as it is in any other profession.


Why not give it up cause if any of the present folks serving would give individual examples, youd be swamped with inuendo . The only reason is probably most of the smart people just try to avoid your threads.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 11:03 am
farmerman are you insinuating I ain't one of them smart guys? "Cause that there would really hurt.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 11:34 am
I think we should all take a little break from the office here and head out to the range to fling some lead.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 01:05 pm
beats what else youre flingin cj.
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