Re: Ellpus
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Every time my little dog, Dolly, rolls over on her back with her legs outstretched, My slightly larger dog, Madison, rushes over and licks her peeing spot. This is really embarrasing when I have guests.
I don't know how they learned to do this.
Another problem, How do I keep Dolly and Maddy out of my bedroom when my lover is with me?
BBB

Ah yes, I once saw my friend's dog reach round and start licking his own undercarriage.
I said "I wish I could do that", to which my friend replied "Well, he'll let you if you ask him nicely"
I'm afraid I don't really have an answer to the doggie problem, BBB, as I am only an expert on matters human.
As far as improving the romantic situation with your lover, however, I would certainly recommend lots of vaseline.
Spread that liberally on the doorknob, and it should prevent Dolly and Maddy from gaining entry.
You will then be free to put the residue vaseline on your hands to good use, before going down to the kitchen and preparing your man a plateful of Fillet Mignon.