The Man Who Screws Dead Dogs has my guy beat, but we did have a patient at the clinic who had a roadkill fetish and would come to the office holding a dead cat. He was talking with a therapist (outside) and the body fell off the tail he was holding.
He decorated his car with it.
I would be more upset if Kicky had sex with a prostitute.
Thank you, Gus and Lash! This thread truly belongs in the Relationships forum. It is a scenario that occurs far more often than we realize.
DrewDad wrote:Well if he's gay, too, that just makes it wrong.
couldn't agree less. A guy who does the nasty with dead male dogs is no competition in the dating market... even for like Slappy or something.....
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:DrewDad wrote:Well if he's gay, too, that just makes it wrong.
couldn't agree less. A guy who does the nasty with dead male dogs is no competition in the dating market... even for like Slappy or something.....
I was speaking morally and ethically, not practically.
Labradors are known for their friendlisness...
...when alive.
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DrewDad wrote:Bi-Polar Bear wrote:DrewDad wrote:Well if he's gay, too, that just makes it wrong.
couldn't agree less. A guy who does the nasty with dead male dogs is no competition in the dating market... even for like Slappy or something.....
I was speaking morally and ethically, not practically.
I find most guys are pragmatic where it comes to dipping their wicks, ya dig?
may I assume this to be a republican dog?
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:may I assume this to be a republican dog?
No, but the man in the story is a Republican congressman. Hastert should resign!
smorgs stupidly wrote:
Quote:Labradors are known for their friendlisness...
not only are they friendlis, they are friendly too...
...when ALIVE!
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blacksmithn wrote:Knowledge, skills and ability-- Gus has it all!
And experience. Experience counts.
Wait a minute -- how did the dog die? Was it natural causes? This might sway my opinion somewhat.
In real life, if I caught someone I know screwing a dead dog, I would find it very difficult to treat him like an ordinary man again. My respect would be nil.
I must agree Edgar. Even a live dog for that matter.
Yeah. I might disrespect him a tad less if it were a live dog, but not a lot less.
This thread seems to be
all over red rover.
C'mon fellas it ain't that bad. How many of us, in our youth, did not get drunk and wake up the next day with a pig?
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:C'mon fellas it ain't that bad. How many of us, in our youth, did not get drunk and wake up the next day with a pig?
never was I ashamed of who I rogered. Except this one time ........at band camp.....
I'd love to know what the pigs felt about it...
Apparently pigs have orgasms that last, like, five minutes or something.
I mean, I read that somewhere..
7.2 minutes, nimh. At least from my experience.
