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Would it bother you if you saw someone screwing a dead dog?

 
 
Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 06:53 am
I heard a story on the radio this morning about a guy who was engaged in a sexual act with a deceased Black Labrador. The police were summoned and the guy was arrested.

I think that would have bothered me, seeing such a thing. Hell, even if the dog was alive it would have bothered me.

Sheep... I can see, but a dog?

Opinions please.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 06:55 am
My x-wife comes to mind.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 06:56 am
Cold
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 07:03 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Cold

31 degrees F and that was her warm bits.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 07:05 am
dyslexia wrote:
My x-wife comes to mind.


She did that? Sheesh.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 08:52 am
How long had the dog been dead?
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 08:54 am
Chai Tea wrote:
How long had the dog been dead?


LOL, coz if its fresh that would be sick, but if its good and decomposed that would be acceptable!!!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 08:58 am
i do not like dead dogs-and-sex gus my man
i would not like it in siam
i would not like it in a can
i would not like it if i were sam
i just dont like it gus my man
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:10 am
Well, assuming the offense wasn't occurring on my front lawn, it might not bother me half so much as the dog. Which is to say not much. However, I'd probably call the cops anyway, for fear of what the dog lover might go after once finished.

Now, once and for all, keep off my goddammed lawn!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:16 am
Was it a male or female dog?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:17 am
Re: Would it bother you if you saw someone screwing a dead d
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I think that would have bothered me, seeing such a thing. Hell, even if the dog was alive it would have bothered me.

Sheep... I can see, but a dog?


Gus knows where to draw the line.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:46 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Was it a male or female dog?


precisely my question.... and how did it die?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:51 am
It was a male dog that had been run over by an ice cream truck.

It didn't take a direct hit and wasn't flattened.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:54 am
Well if he's gay, too, that just makes it wrong.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:54 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
It was a male dog that had been run over by an ice cream truck.

It didn't take a direct hit and wasn't flattened.


From an ethical perspective, is such a distinction meaningful?
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:14 am
wandeljw wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
It was a male dog that had been run over by an ice cream truck.

It didn't take a direct hit and wasn't flattened.


From an ethical perspective, is such a distinction meaningful?


From a mess perspective it is meaningful.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:19 am
Yeah. Messy is just WAY wrong!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:23 am
Only Gus can speak with authority on ethics in bestiality.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:29 am
My way of thinking is if the dog had been flattened into a pancake shape and the guy was just kind of poking around, hoping to find an opening... well... there might have been kids in the area. You wouldn't want kids to see such a thing.

If, however, the dog was still in fairly good condition and the guy was screwing it, he could just tell an inquisitive child that he was trying to push it across the road, out of the way of potential traffic.

You have to think these things through.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:29 am
Knowledge, skills and ability-- Gus has it all!
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