Really Bad Cowboy Joke

Wow...that really is bad.

As a friend, I'd advise you to delete that post before anyone responds to it.

oh, yeah?

Like what?

A slice of salami is standing in front of the mirror, combing its hair.
A sip of cough sirup flies by and asks what time it is.
Says the salami: don't know, I'm catholic!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The fish!

oooo... I have one!


What do you call a lazy kangaroo?








a pouch patato!

A man rushes into the doctor's office.

Man: "Doc! You gotta help me! I think I've got Cowboy's Disease!

Doctor: "Hmmm. Tell me how long have you had the symptoms?"








Man: "For about a yeee-harrr!"

pppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffttttttt

What's the most dangerous animal in the rain forest?
















































A duck with a flamethrower.

How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?













by the bugs in his teeth!

Why do people even make up stupid jokes like these?
& then pass them down,
Sharing them and embarassing themselves?

Mine wasn't make up by me.
I heard it about 17 years ago and was laughing my head off for about half an hour...

I guess you had to be there...

Most people spend a lot of their lives trying to -
do the right thing,
study hard,
obey the law,
work hard,
shoulder to the wheel,
nose to the grindstone,
behave yourself,
obey your parents,
be true to your spouse,
look after your kids,
pay your taxes,
pay your debts,
don't act the fool,
don't make waves,
conform.

Maybe bad jokes are good because they are the same ones you giggled at when you were a kid and they give you a fleeting reminder of the fun you used to have before you grew up.

You learn who your friends are....the ones who will laugh good naturedly at your jokes.

Jokes aren't always about who's the most clever, sometimes it's just about not being afraid to look foolish, knowing those who like you won't think any less of you.

I never giggled at these kind of jokes...
& I didn't mean you are embarassing yourself for sharing these jokes, btu I was talking about the person who made these up.

They tell you to keep your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone and your eye on the ball. And then they expect you to get some work done while you're in that silly, uncomfortable position???

I like this one. It's not stupid-- quite smart actually.

Hey. I made up that "kangaroo" joke (...thank you). Why should I feel dumb for making up a dumb joke? I mean, it's a joke, as in "not serious". See?? You're probably just jealous because you can't make up a joke as good as mine. :wink:

Many years ago, my brother, who was an airline captain, came home for a few days leave. I love him dearly, but he is the type of guy that knows everything and does not waste any time in letting you know it. He had been home for about fifteen minutes, pontificating on heaven-know-what when the devil in me took over.

"Wasn't that awful news about Iberian Airlines?" I asked in all seriousness.

"What about them?" he replied - and you could see he did not have a clue what I was talking about.

"Haven't you heard?" I said with a face so straight you could use it to draw lines "They've been grounded!"

"What!" he ejaculated (in the verbal sense) "When did this happen?"

(Now, one thing I did know was that pilots keep up-to-date on information and gossip in the airline industry. I had many friends among their ranks and the thought of me knowing something about flying that he did not know really galled him.)

"It just came over the news today." I continued "The whole fleet! Evidently all the aircraft are riddled with rust."

He was speechless - you could see from his expression that he was searching his vast knowledge and experience of flying for an answer to this. And what were the possible ramifications? How many other companies would be affected? Were jobs at risk?

I continued "Yes, it turns out it's because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes."

He nearly killed me, but it was worth it! The dumbest, baddest joke ever and I had pulled it off!

That's not the dumbest, baddest joke, Lezzles.

My wife pulled one on me a couple of years ago that beats yours. She asked me, in all seriousness, whether I had heard that they wouldn't be selling any beer at the Red Sox baseball games this year.

"No," I said. "Why?"

"Beacuse the team lost the opener," she replied.

Well, you hadda be there.