You're a numbskull and I love you.

Don't make me come down there!

<hides under bed>

Another word my mother used to use , I do miss hearing.

Unfortunatly today, this word means something totally diffrent.


Apparently, as a kid, I loved to move things around.
I would take silverware, and push it into the plant dirt.

Move the trash can just out of reach in the bathroom

Take my moms toothbrush and climb up on top of the sink, to hide it on the very top of the medicine cabinet.

I dont remember this.. HA! but I believe my mom.

WHen she would find things hidden, she would say loud enough to where I could hear " It must be that dang ol'e terd burglar again"

Apparently, this would send me into fits of laughter, and I would race off to hide something else.

get a w a y
this is MY spot..






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My grandmother would often laughingly refer to a young man as "you big lummox." I never knew what a lummox was.

Boomer, one of the reasons I commandeered the word freak was that my niece was soooo snesitive and sooooo PC I just had to do something. So, when she's being goofy I call her a freak and she calls me a freak as well. Another one we all (neice, nephew and me) use is poopityhead or anything with doodoo in it..

freak must be pretty popular....



When my husband makes a mistake, (something really small, like realizing he's on the wrong TV channel) I'll say...."You f*ckin' freak"



That came from this documentary we watched about this guy who interview and taped these various prostitutes in some city...

most of them were really nice. This one chick though, she was nice but she was one the of the craziest people I'd ever seen...quite frankly, she was ugly as sin and roamed around the street in these outrageous costumes...like nurses with no underwear, etc.

anyway, she had a lot of regulars. she was in a car with someone, and the documentary guy left her mike on to record what was going on.

The guy was pretty disgusting looking himself. He kept saying to her "talk dirty to me"......she was saying all kinds of sh!t...then, the entire car start rocking back and forth violently, and she's screaming "OH YOU F*CKIN' FREAK! OH YOU GODAMNED MOTHERF*CKIN" FREAK!!!!"

I call people *nutcake* and *dodo*, sometimes *old fart*

Intrepid said mine. I'll have to go with dickwad.

doorknob

unless it's a serious matter

then I move to

freakin' doorknob



Goes back to the days of my yuut, when my best friend's dad used to call her youngest brother Donald Doorknob. Anyone's as doorknobby as Donald, they've got my affection, respect and condolences.

One word that is used all the time here, is "Pillock".

"Don't listen to him, 'e's a right Pillock"

"Plonker" is another one of my favourites.

I know a couple more, but they are far too rude.

figures!

Doodlebug.

With the other adults in my family asshole and bitch suffice.

OK...I'll let you in on one of them. I almost used it last night when a pillock was trying to wind me up, here on A2K.

I'm not sure whether this is just a localised thing, but anyone round my way who gets on your nerves, gets the nickname of "Thrush".

"Watch it, here comes the thrush"

When I first heard it, years ago, I asked "Why do you call him thrush?"

" 'Cos he's an irritating c***" ", came the reply.


Told you it was rude.

ahem, I can't read out the c***

Imp.

Way too much impishness going on around here....

We've used that one a lot too!

Also limpet when she's being clingy.

We use waller-dog for that. (Waller=wallow)

fruit loop

dunder-head