Mathos wrote:
It's high time you grew up mate, your going to have that pompous cockney getting carried away with his little black book of knicker jokes and all hell will break loose.
If you're referring to me, Mathos, I don't do knicker jokes.
Here's one for you though......
Yusef gets spotted by a scout, playing a blinder for Baghdad United, and gets signed up for a Premiership team in England.
On his first match he scores a hatrick, and the crowd goes wild. He picks up his mobile phone after the match, and phones his Mum back at the family home, to tell her the good news.
"Mother, I've just scored three brilliant goals in my first game, and the crowd love me. They say I'm going to be a superstar!"
Mum "Don't get carried away, Yusef, the family has had a terrible day. Your Uncle was severely beaten on the way home from the Mosque, your brother's car was set on fire and your father has been shot in the arm. There was a riot nearby, and everyone's now afraid to go out of the house. This is all your fault, son".
Yusef "How is it all my fault, Mother?"
Mum "Well, you made us all move with you to Manchester!"
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